I stand corrected

Film trivia:
No good movie has ever been made my a director with soul patch

I’ve seen a few accounts I follow get hacked the last few days.

Time to knock this app on the head as well?

I *think* this might be the most boring celebrity news story any poor sod has ever had to type up

Just me or are Bluesky notifications kind of hot?

Putting a fiver on the pope to get the next Fifa peace prize

I played a blinder on Lettergrams today, and if I can’t show off about it on Bluesky what even is Bluesky?

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Trump’s claiming that picture he posted of him as Jesus Christ was meant to be him as a doctor

Fair’s fair having seen his doctor I can see how this mixup might have happened.

One time my friend Gareth was working in Game and a lady came in to get a game for her grandchild and asked for “Tom Hanks Skateboarding”

There’s a non-zero chance Drump has asked about sending these boys in

Having to book any further away stand up gigs around ceasefires to make it financially viable.

WW3 could start in 4 and a half hours. I dunno how you guys are spending it but I’ll be trying to connect this bleeding posh new oven to the internet for some reason.

Perfect.

This is exactly the kind of User I am.

If Apple starts counting this towards my screen time daily average I’m fucked

People who design Ikea products Vs. guy who designs the actual shop

Enough of the suspense! Who is it??

10 photos of Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg's California Home Modest yet thrilling, Mark Zuckerberg’s California penthouse home is a treasure chest full of exciting luxuries and quirks

I’m not saying some elements of society are out of touch but this article refers to Zuckerberg’s $110,000,000 mansion as “no frills”.

www.architecturaldigest.in/content/10-p...

Everything reminds me of him

To paraphrase Bill Hicks: Surely it’s time for one of the oil companies to show him footage of the JFK assassination from an angle no one’s ever seen before and go “any questions?”

“Knot tying communities”?

Are people still inventing new knots?

Like, when did the last new knot come out?

Awww RIP. She’ll always be D.A.R.Y.L.’s mum to me.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Oh Thora Hird’s a great one

Uk celebrities with names that sound a bit like Star Wars names

Rio Ferdinand
Bobby Davro
Orlando Bloom
Bella Emberg
Damon Albarn
Keith Chegwin

Yes!

Uk celebrities with names that sound a bit like Star Wars names

Rio Ferdinand
Bobby Davro
Orlando Bloom
Bella Emberg
Damon Albarn
Keith Chegwin

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes