The 5 Simpsons family members looking dishevelled in the car with the roof missing. Text reads “Let Us Never Speak of the 25/26 Blackburn Rovers Season Again”.

We’ve won, we’re safe. #Rovers.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Imagine winning the Premier League and being relegated to League 1(!).

https://www.theonion.info/

See the search function is still broken.

Cause Jesus, He knows me and He knows I'm right
I've been talkin' to Jesus all my life
Oh, yes He knows me and He knows I'm right
And He's been tellin' me everything is alright

I would’ve taken a draw at the start of the game. #Rovers

we know

A bunny with shaggy ears wins first prize at a dog show, and is on a pedestal next to several other dogs, all with ribbons. A bunny with a camera documents the event.

Daily bunny no.3289 is a very good boy

Donated blood 🩸. Didn’t use my usual arm, so I think there’s going to be a bruise.

Gonna give SNL UK a miss tonight.

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Castellanos has scored for West Ham. Wonder if the commentators was reading out any bad news when he scored.

Went to a Tapas restaurant with my social group. Tried Baklava for the 1st time and really liked it.

Think it was a mistake to go to the gym today. Too hot to exercise.

A Twitter screenshot dated the 8th of April 2013 from Tony Gallagher, who was Daily Telegraph editor at the time. It reads: "Tony Gallagher @gallaghereditor We have closed comments on every #Thatcher story today - even our address to email tributes is filled with abuse"

happy anniversary!!!!!!! 🎉🎈🎉

Bit of bad timing to see an advert that uses 99 Red Balloons.

motivation

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting next to each other, Blue is on his laptop while Green is reading an appliance manual. Green: Let's see the safety booklet! "Only plug into properly installed outlets. Do not try to recharge non-rechargeable batteries. If the appliance starts to leak unknown liquid, do not lick it. Do not sew clothes while someone is wearing them." Blue turns around to look at Green in disbelief, while Green goes on, reading aloud as if nothing is out of place. Green: "Do not let pets or small children use the sewing machine unsupervised."

They had this radio station on at the gym and were playing the same Daniel Bedingfield song. #SNLUK

That is what the contestants are like on The Traitors. #SNLUK

Productive day. Went to the gym and watched Spaceballs for the first time.

Helena in Focus @sthelenafocus X.com Not only is Jonathan alive and well on St Helena, but during his time on the planet he has now seen off 76 US Attorney Generals, from the 11th Attorney General, Roger Brooke Taney, in 1832, to outgoing 87th Attorney General, Pam Bondi, in 2026. Jonathan is the great survivor.

In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.

April Fool's Day is great because a bunch of companies announce fake products as a joke but they all look more interesting than 99% of the shit those businesses actually sell

The British Themed Pub song was pretty funny. #SNLUK

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to three full grocery bags as Green is looking at him over his shoulder, already on his way. Blue: I'll just wait here with the groceries while you go back for the batteries. Green: Sure! Inside the grocery store, Green spots a display of tempting-looking pastries. Green, in thought: Batteries, batteries, batteries... Ooh, seasonal pastries! As Green returns, hauling a comically large number of grocery bags, Blue looks at them with an unreadable look on his face. Blue: You were overtaken by impulse purchases. Green: Yes. Blue turns his gaze back to Green, who looks back to him without a hint of regret or embarrassment in his eyes. Blue: And you forgot the batteries. Green: ...Yes.

Some beavers are building a dam, using some sophisticated equipment like roadsigns. One holds a clipboard. Standing atop the dam, a bunny has a small stick which he presents to the beavers. The beaver with the clipboard reviews the stick.

Daily bunny no.3270 just wants to help out

I thought you weren’t allowed to go upstairs at Graceland.

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either