*Betty Draper watching Jack Ruby murder Lee Harvey Oswald voice* what is going on

Listen. This is only going to make sense to someone who has seen THE CALLER (2011) and even then, I don’t know if gets answered at the end of the movie. Regardless, I feel the need to ask: does this lady’s ex husband want to fuck the dog?

You can watch a lot of movies when you’re incapable of getting through a full season of tv without getting bored I don’t know what else to say

That’s unfortunately what it looked like. And I have no scruples, I’ll watch it, I’m just adjusting expectations accordingly

That’s a bummer, I was cautiously optimistic for this one

Obviously dying guy demands state of the art hospital

I’ve seen bad thrillers, this ain’t one of them. It’s extremely cheap and limited in sets but personally those really appeal to me, limitations are the fuel for creativity!

I don’t think so! Unless it’s going to take a turn.

All of Luis Guzmán’s scenes are in the same casual clothes outdoors, if you told me they shot this move down the street from his local coffee shop and just kept grabbing him every morning to deliver lines I’d believe you.

I haven’t seen this movie since it came out but I am on IMDb dying at the idea that Michael Cera plays Noah Emmerich as a child that’s so good!!!!

It’s so funny, his parents are like cartoon characters who just stepped out of a pizza box logo and he’s not having it.

I restocked it but serious Rick where’s the cob?

OH. I just realized he’s supposed to be second generation Italian American and he’s just not even trying with an accent. Good for him. Just do that vague American voice British actors do where you talk all low and grumbly, good call.

Stephen Moyer has a lot of charisma and it comes much more naturally when he isn’t fighting for his life with the True Blood accent

The Caller (2011)

My adventures in schlock continue this afternoon with 2011’s THE CALLER, about a lady getting phone calls from the past. It’s kind of like FREQUENCY if you remember that movie but the leads aren’t both raging fascists. It’s also not as good.

Rick eating crumbs and sitting where there used to be corn

It’s gone! Entirely!

WHERE DID THE CORN GO RICHARD

How long has the The Economist been running articles tagged with “Babewatch”?

Stolen middle aged valor

Looks like it was Jared’s turn to take one for the team

I can hear it too!

Nobody wants this. I don’t care how devoted a chud you are, DMV humidity is a nightmare all summer and you can get fried Oreos at whatever fair is closer to home.

The bread and circuses just sucks

I think the site is still experiencing technical difficulties because my posts are receiving a rapturous welcome and shower of likes?

Billy at the end of Scream saying “Now Sid, don’t you blame the vibe coding”

Could a society careening into fascism and collapse make THIS?

People will look you dead in the face and say that Americans have no culture

Okay! Let me follow that account!

Rick eating crumbs and sitting where there used to be corn

It’s gone! Entirely!

WHERE DID THE CORN GO RICHARD

I was just thinking the same thing

You can’t really come at “who is the Beatles of the 90s?” straight on. Start with an easier question: who was the Ed Sullivan of the 90s? Carson Daly. And who is the George Martin producer figure shaping the sound? Obviously Ross Robinson, the so-called “father of nu metal”. It’s Limp Bizkit okay