GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
Black background with white text that reads: “Women are afraid men will: 1. Sexually assault them 2. Kill them Men are afraid women will: 1. Laugh at them 2. Date them for free food We are not the same.”
One side fears violence.
The other fears embarrassment.
One is survival.
The other is ego.
Safety over freedom.
We are not the same.
You are gonna kick ass! My sister-in-law is a baker, and I often help her. I do the grunt work because I don’t have the decorating talent. 🤣
Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats.
Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.
Can someone make this adorable story into a book or TV show? As a fellow Washingtonian this makes my heart happy.
I had a friend who wouldn’t eat breakfast for dinner. We are no longer friends. 😂
The National Science Foundation which funds a quarter of all basic scientific research in the country is being dismantled.
Love it! 😂 We have 6 that own us and currently we have 5 fosters. It’s cat chaos! Lol
🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Dexter and Mazie
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
Breaking news: blanket develops mysterious lump…🐱
Every morning, their 94-year-old neighbor would bring ‘Honey’ dog treats and cuddles
The elderly woman built a routine of feeding her every day, so much so that after she passed, Honey kept returning to the spot, expecting her to come back.
TT: abigail_morrow
😭😭
Sorry for the delay. I’ve had college kids home for spring break, so I've been spending quality time with them.
@starshine731.bsky.social
Thank you! 💙💪
Seeing President Obama and Mayor Mamdani reading to kids and singing "The Wheels on the Bus," while doing all the hand gestures is a reminder that they are human.
Whatever is evil ruling us now is not. They would never...
WWE is a soap opera for dudes.
Added you! 💪💙 Welcome to the Bluesky family.
Thank you, Bill! Sorry for the delayed response. I’ve had college kids home for spring break.
The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣
You all have that “friend”.
The one you don’t trust.
The one who covets your stuff and is always asking to borrow money.
The one constantly pulling you into their toxic drama and getting you in trouble.
The one you should have walked away from years ago, but you feel bad coz they’d be all alone.
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BLATANT LIE CAUGHT ON CAMERA:
Karoline Leavitt: "Lebanon is NOT part of the ceasefire agreement".
FACT: Literally the PM of Pakistan, who mediated the ceasefire, tweeted out that it WAS included. He's literally the one who witnessed the deal.
Tell me y'all think this is damn right delusional state of mind from trump, Trump's threatening Iran to hold up the ceasefire When Israeli broke the ceasefire & attacked Iran & killed at least 254 people and injured more than 1,165 in a single day......Trump and Netanyahu are war criminals..Period!!
