“Modesty towel” ft my ass covered in jelly moisturizer masque. Take care of your skin *everywhere*

An orgy in Connecticut just doesn’t compute in my brain, now I wanna go haha

I don’t mind straight people but I’d like it if they stop following me here Kthnx

Hey tippo

Pitstop en route to my sugarist on this raaaaainy sleepy day

But X had 5000 strangers gassing me up lol

I miss X for shamelessly posting slutty pics from the locker room.

Re-downloaded Twitter just to see this.

That’s some moody locker room lighting

I’ve never loved a day off so much.

snowdaze

You are babe, you are lol

I passed a slow moving car in a gravel beach parking lot, and they had their windows down… and definitely splashed them with muddy water inside their car. I don’t know if they were having a bad day prior to that though lol

Beach trip

After a day at the gay beach I came home and watered my gay flowers.

🤤 I’ll leave the light on

I think the only question left is *when*

News to me too!

the water is not warm my friend.

Happy Father’s Day 😘

Happy pride or whatev

Mmhmm

Came so close to posting shameless not so artsy cheeks on a Wednesday morning but then I got shy because I don’t remember who follows me here 😆

Little Egypt

Ooo where in s.il?

Lookout weekend.

DC gays are a particular vibe is an understatement, stay in Boston lol

Now I only have Gabby to really root for, so glad she didn’t vote Carolyn or I’d be lost

I’m tired of 12° weather. I need nekkid in the sun weather.