Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want Did the tech industry get high on its own supply?

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

the crypt keeper would have been an amazing surrogate for gore, what a missed opportunity

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

i scream "suicide by mailman" as i run at the mailman

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

your grandparents voting for reagan

Student doctor Joy Kwon (Irene Choi from the ITYSL brunch sketch) smiling as she takes a selfie with Dr. Whitaker (Gerran Howell) who's turning toward her, unsmiling and upset, on The Pitt

Sunday fun day with this idiot

“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”

really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.

wooden girl aka imbozotheclown posting on twitter an image of a toggle switch on device with the text: "hitting an orphaned vape i found in the parking lot it has a "beastmode" switch." jay tholen quote posts and writes: "current gen goosebumps book plot"

Intern: Patient's 35 years old, checked in because he saw a dog that was "too big"

Dr. Robby: Come on we talked about this. You can't come in for that

Dr. Al-Ashimi: Actualllly, one in three dogs is too big

*she looks at the camera*

And it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.

Terror Alert Level:

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

going after that growing 1099 vote

I love the Olympics, but I hate NBC's Olympics SFGATE columnist Drew Magary gives his hater's guide to NBC's Olympics coverage.

www.sfgate.com/olympics/art...

The Big Canada-Sweden Curling Beef, Explained | Defector As a sport most people pay intense attention to for two weeks every four years and then not at all the rest of the time, curling can be slightly impenetrable to the casual viewer; its intricacies and ...

The big Canada-Sweden curling beef, explained: defector.com/the-big-cana...