big day for pestilence and preventable disease

Ive learned so much about you with this and I love all of it

Its ok youll get em next time

Loving the villain speech

you're eating the peel for extra fiber, i'm eating the candy wrapper bc i have given up, we are not so different you and i

As a beef boy I approve this message.

We can live in harmony

"I wanna get lost in your cock and balls"

Reposting this without context

😚 youre my beef bourdlygnon

Kiss me, beef boy

Astrology has never been so delicious

You might just be a genius

[Dobie Gray voice] 🎶 give Deeny the beef, boy / stacked high and sliced thin / a French dip in your au jus / LET DEENY DIG ON IN 🎶

Theseus, to Asterius:

Is that a song?

😘 mmmmm beefy

Please use alt text

Lol stay mad

Me and my opponent when we argue online

My dental hygienist and I were talking today about the sharp rise she's (anecdotally) seen in grinding/clenching over the last five or so years. Maybe that would be a telling metric to track, how many of us are cribbing like horses on a fencepost, alongside the economic numbers.

if you dont tell her shes beautiful, the guy who gives her extra guac will

Kiss me, beef boy

the noble butt plug being questioned by the king chess piece, asking “who are you, warrior?”. the butt plug stands proud and golden in the face of the king

nobody knows the battles you’ve fought to get here

Thats a very good point but please use alt text

why does Grok keep telling us to draft white cornerbacks??

fighting the patriarchy by not telling this businessman his fly is down

BEAUTIFUL

Lunch sketch.

Manifesting