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Posts by Chris

Our team has written 14 bonus pieces for all paid levels for Patreon Pledge Week & at the end of it there’s a big virtual standup show for our 2nd birthday party with @coherentcomedy.bsky.social running the show & @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social headlining.

Please sign up, we’re all half dead now!

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She’s just grateful for the peace and quiet

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Yep. If it comes to it, that’s front and centre of any legal proceedings.

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Some sort of though contusion.

I cannot go up or down stairs.

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Lacks hidden rocket fuel.

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Me too

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Rumours have been circulating

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Partner not well - which isn’t great, but it does mean I get to watch the TV without the big light on.

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I would listen to this all the way through if I was you

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Really pleased with this line-up, been looking forward to it for a while.

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Maggie's | Everyone's home of cancer care Maggie's is a charity that provides free expert care and support in centres across the UK and online.

Maggie's is a charity that provides free expert care and support in cancer centres across the UK. In every centre, you'll find a bright and welcoming space full of the kind of support that people facing cancer need and deserve.

www.maggies.org

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Another week, another video. Longest run yet and my legs really hurt.

I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below:
maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

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Wrote a little rage writing

substack.com/@jacobhatton...

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When we stated we made a list of all the people we wanted on the show

Very pleased to tick one off 🍓❤️

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I’m two thirds through a bottle of wine and not in a good place

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May is going to good.

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When starting Coherent, making sure we paid acts and were open about it was one of the non-negotiable.

We did this last year and this is the follow up for our first full year.

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Maggie's | Everyone's home of cancer care Maggie's is a charity that provides free expert care and support in centres across the UK and online.

Maggie's is a charity that provides free expert care and support in cancer centres across the UK. In every centre, you'll find a bright and welcoming space full of the kind of support that people facing cancer need and deserve.

www.maggies.org

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Part 2 🧡

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Week 15 and here’s me wittering on. 🧡

I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below:
maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

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Stand at ease.

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Wait you had respect?

Are you ok?

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I cannot listen to that song without singing it about Tony

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Accidentally?

Become?

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I’ve flown for six hours, didn’t get back home until 3am (4am for me), had about an hour and a half of sleep and run 16 miles.

Fuck it, I’m having a bath before 11am.

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Tide coming in over a beach where someone has constructed a stone sign reading “smelly poo”

Tide coming in over a beach where someone has constructed a stone sign reading “smelly poo”

I admit, I sniggered.

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A freak in the sheets! Autistic woman unveils sexy new Excel masterpiece An autistic woman has created a spreadsheet she kind of low-key wants to fuck, eyewitnesses have reported.  Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to…

Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to state that while the content of the spreadsheet was not, in itself, sexual, it would definitely send nerds worldwide into a horny administrative frenzy.

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My partner hates it when I call it that.

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In full, at this time of the year, at this time of the day…

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Sadly I did not have the camel

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