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Posts by Chris
She’s just grateful for the peace and quiet
Yep. If it comes to it, that’s front and centre of any legal proceedings.
Some sort of though contusion.
I cannot go up or down stairs.
Lacks hidden rocket fuel.
Me too
Rumours have been circulating
Partner not well - which isn’t great, but it does mean I get to watch the TV without the big light on.
I would listen to this all the way through if I was you
Really pleased with this line-up, been looking forward to it for a while.
Maggie's is a charity that provides free expert care and support in cancer centres across the UK. In every centre, you'll find a bright and welcoming space full of the kind of support that people facing cancer need and deserve.
www.maggies.org
Another week, another video. Longest run yet and my legs really hurt.
I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below:
maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
Wrote a little rage writing
substack.com/@jacobhatton...
When we stated we made a list of all the people we wanted on the show
Very pleased to tick one off 🍓❤️
I’m two thirds through a bottle of wine and not in a good place
May is going to good.
When starting Coherent, making sure we paid acts and were open about it was one of the non-negotiable.
We did this last year and this is the follow up for our first full year.
Maggie's is a charity that provides free expert care and support in cancer centres across the UK. In every centre, you'll find a bright and welcoming space full of the kind of support that people facing cancer need and deserve.
www.maggies.org
Part 2 🧡
Week 15 and here’s me wittering on. 🧡
I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below:
maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...
Stand at ease.
Wait you had respect?
Are you ok?
I cannot listen to that song without singing it about Tony
Accidentally?
Become?
I’ve flown for six hours, didn’t get back home until 3am (4am for me), had about an hour and a half of sleep and run 16 miles.
Fuck it, I’m having a bath before 11am.
Tide coming in over a beach where someone has constructed a stone sign reading “smelly poo”
I admit, I sniggered.
Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to state that while the content of the spreadsheet was not, in itself, sexual, it would definitely send nerds worldwide into a horny administrative frenzy.
My partner hates it when I call it that.
In full, at this time of the year, at this time of the day…
Sadly I did not have the camel