Opening credits to episode 1 of Return to Lonesome Dove (1993). Most of the frame is taken up by what looks like a wide shot of a frontier settlement. To the right of frame, centred is a woman on a brown horse. She's wearing a white blouse with dark hat, brown ponytail, and dark trousers. Centre frame in large white text reads: DIRECTED BY MIKE ROBE

World's smallest director

they’ve got bots everywhere now. my favourite i’ve ever seen was an instagram-style porn bot on letterboxd that had 4 erotic thrillers in their ‘favourite films’ section

was this before the account that posts it every weekend

my most viral tweets are all terrible football twitter fodder. every tweet of mine that i actually find funny has 3 or less likes

extremely upsetting notification

we’re the worst good team ever

i disagreed with this the first 6 times you said it but the 7th time really convinced me

i’ve been holding a lot of space with these lyrics lately

that and the fact that every other post is about how nice and pleasant it is ‘over here’ compared to ‘over there’

the fact he’s getting dozens of genuinely upset replies to this doesn’t bode well for this website at all

and clubchalamet of course

if we could just get 10 or so different accounts that post the same classic simpsons clips every day on here i’ll be willing to delete twitter entirely

bsky.app/profile/jay....

i think they’ve barely got more than 4 employees at this point

i think this is the exact expression rodney trotter would have if he met skepta

any picture of cole palmer when he’s not on the pitch reminds me of rodney trotter

Pulisic interview where he is asked "is that a big part of your life?" about the crucifix he is wearing and he replies with "do you mean this chain"

Anyway while we're doing Pulisic reminiscing, here's my favourite quote.

glad they got rid of that pointless cartoon. what animal even was that

big olympic stadiums with a track around the pitch and the camera miles away can be annoying. like the baku europa league final

why do none of the pictures on here have the stake logo on them. can you fix this asap please @bsky.app