these mfs (another thing I would hesitate to call them under my legal name) were insisting that members of the public were wrong to interpret their statement that they no longer have money to run the bus route as a statement that they will no longer run the bus route

I started following some local orgs on here and I kinda want to get involved but I also want to maintain an online presence separate from my legal name so I can continue to call the township transit committee a bunch of weasels

air shakur x fine motion yeah we gay keep scrolling

Actually, stop scrolling. Look at my yuri. 💻 🍀

#umamusume

there was a house centipede in my tray of mugs at work so I got really scared and put it on the floor and now I have to keep stepping around this tray of mugs

everyone says oh tomino has so many thoughtful quotes about making anime but last post is the first time I've agreed so deeply. hes right

"does the busty woman think her own big boobs are good or bad?"

writing empty-headed in the alt text: TRUE

green-haired empty-headed anime girl winking at you: "In fact, there's nothing less buttery than hanging out with a friend!" JP: 友達と一緒に遊びにいくなんて当たり前のことでしょが！

green-haired empty-headed anime girl punching the camera: "Don't waste precious brain cells on problems they can't solve!" JP: 考えてもわからないことは考えない！！

green-haired empty-headed anime girl yelling in a library: "Why can't more people just turn off their goshdang brains?!" JP: まじめか！　もっとバカになってもいいと思うんですけど〜！

green-haired empty-headed anime girl being rude to a magical blue rabbit while putting her hands up at the top of her head like fake rabbit ears: "Where's the eardar gone?!" JP: 耳　ピーン！　って！

princession orchestra: complete

through a series of freak accidents, I somehow wound up helping the fansub as backup TL for 7/48 eps and am thus legally not allowed to have an opinion on the show. instead, I offer you some select crimes against the english language

no work today bc the power’s out but it’s out at home too and it’s still an hour before the library opens

a lot of times I’ll reply out loud to ads that aren’t even asking questions. I just muttered acidly that I would NEVER enjoy more rewards at kroger

makio koudai handing you a dvd copy of fried green tomatoes

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider (remembers that jupiter has some excellent vocational colleges now) or learn a useful trade (remembers they run an exploitative military recruitment program) despite the jovian colonial system (remembers i've been microchipped to advertise protein slurry) drin

for years now I keep thinking “I gotta get involved in local politics.” it seems exhausting and you have to talk to a lot of people but I have opinions

watching someone watching jujutsu kaisen on their phone at the meadery downtown

the wait was worth it... cure arcana shadow is a superstar

struggling to open a plastic container and whispering to myself “they make it too hard for hard-working women to get into…”

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I just got a kalshi ad suggesting I bet on what mr beast will say in his next livestream and I don’t mean to be extreme but seeing things like this makes me feel like civilization is over and we live in the crumbling remnants of a society that was never any good in the first place

looking at some reviews by a person calling herself “So Cal Mtn Granny.” I gotta start making plans to become a mountain granny

The Hair Ghost Of Prague taking a little walk in the park

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

YouTube video The Bulgogi Taco Situation is Crazy... 31K views • 1 day ago

Jean-Paul Sartre: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give life a meaning.

Me, half paying attention to whatever he’s going on about:

my mother is driving 45 minutes each way to sign documents so the other person involved in the transaction won't see how messy her house is

A digitally illustrated sketch page, showing various cute scenes of Barossa Gilda and Minato Asahi being in love. Of note, there is a small landscape of the two girls enjoying some colorful drinks while hanging out on stairs under a summer sky, as well as a small one-panel comic of Gilda (using a stolen Ultra Guard wrist communicator) asking her brother to steal a "dog" for her, because if she steals it her girlfriend will get mad. The dog is clearly a baby Eleking in disguise. End ID.

YOU 🫵 look once again at my partner's favorite crackship 👀

#AceArt #Ultraman

I love when people invent apps to take the fun out of activities. I'm listening to a youtuber try to convince me it would be good to get a thrift shopping app instead of going to the thrift store. what are you talking about

not to make everything about American politics like a stereotypical bluesky user but I think this is a big part of how joe biden got his image as a lovable goof.
it’s undeniably charming how much he loves ice cream

my fave chai cafe started offering falooda now that it’s springtime and there was an old man sitting next to me enjoying a glass and I thought how weirdly endearing it is when an old man loves desserts

Rushing back to this thread nine hours later because I suddenly remembered vagina bones