It would be VERY rude, indeed😏

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The dizzy has taken me today. I am pale and splayed out on the fainting couch. Do not take advantage of me, that would be rude. *coughs*

Just found out via Amy Poehler’s podcast that Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza AND Jason Schwartzman all share the same birthday & it’s the day after mine. Explains why I deeply enjoy them all.
(Cancer zodiac crew= my people.)

When Book Outlet suddenly has ONE copy of three separate books I've been after? It's a sign. I was morally and spiritually obligated.

Anyways, Im actually pretty scared that this movie might be awful but I simply cannot contemplate that right now.

Nothing is going well today, but they did drop the Trailer for Practical Magic 2, so I’ll take what I can ✨get✨

PRACTICAL MAGIC 2 Teaser Trailer Is Witchy and Wonderful

The first teaser trailer for Practical Magic 2 is here and it is everything we hoped it would be.

Enjoying this series, for the record👌🏻

"Radiohead came to a show in London and were so inspired by Jeff that they left the concert and went right to the studio and recorded "Fake Plastic Trees".
(Excuse me, there is currently some dust in both of my eyes.)
😭

I was waiting for the right moment. The right moment is now.

How tonight feels. I always have the words, but sometimes I want to look instead of speaking.

Musically it couldn't sound more different, but that isn't the point. The point is that she's fucking great.

Sofia Isella has Fiona Apple in 1997 attitude and I am here for it.

I have such an emotional attachment to scents. There are so many bottles I rarely wear anymore, but CANNOT get rid of. One spray takes me to other countries, other people. Different versions of myself.

It’s perfume purge day! If you need me I will be knee deep in bottles, rollerballs, oils and potions. This also means I *may* be bestowing scents on all who wish to benefit🧐👃🏻

Word has gotten out that I own a slushie machine and now I am being gifted exotic Mountain Dews to slush. Three new books arrived in the mail today. Sincerely could not ask for a better current life path.

Mystik Spiral is up there on my “best fictional bands” list, but they could never surpass Stillwater.
(They had a guitarist with mystik, not mystique.)

Am I the only woman who DIDN’T have a crush on the cartoon (fox) Robin Hood!? I didn’t have an animated crush until Trent from Daria, which only happened because 14 year old me WAS Daria.

Good people do exist, and so do records, films, poetry, sunsets and the sound of ice crackling into a glass. Thunderstorms. Unspoken words. Smoky perfume. They can’t take any of that away. Trust your gut, always.

He’s the worst. But that plush E.T. was pretty cool😎

Unless I personally know at least three people who can vouch for you, it probably ain’t happening.

“But Jen, you always have men that hit on you, why don’t you date more?”

Me:

This is not the same “Crucify” I found when I was 12 years old, but it’s one that I appreciate for entirely different reasons now. It’s also proof that you only need one person, one love, one artist who really gets it❤️

Tori Amos performs “Crucify” - Bristol Beacon 11th April 2026 YouTube video by TIGBEE1

Just sent this to a friend who drove to the USA with me when I was 19 to see Tori for the first time on the “Scarlet’s Walk” tour. Watching our own lives unfold while her songs evolved too? What a beautiful privilege.

Sorry I liked this 30 seconds after you posted it, it’s just that I’m standing on your porch holding Dawson’s plush ET

Oh no, looks like I have to cry through another video game, whatever shall I do!?🤷🏼‍♀️

This was me on all fronts, except for the burnout part. If you think I didn’t roll in every Saturday morning with an Egg McMuffin before slotting 6 cds into the stereo you’d be incorrect.

“The Gasoline Girls are a lesbian motor bike gang who have chosen to be powerful and visible together.”

-Me nodding & eating apple slices at 11pm while reading an email from Tori Amos where she explains the concept behind her new single

One thing about me? If there is something old and decrepit, natural or man made, I am going into that place.

I work in a historic building & they just made the mistake of leaving the sub-basement door open. Enter me, full Nancy Drew mode in a dress & tights, now elated & covered in dust😅