I bet I'd be such a good friend to a bald person. The media portrays you as violent or in chemo, but I know you would be my little shy egg

I bet I'd be such a good friend to a bald person. The media portrays you as violent or in chemo, but I know you would be my little shy egg

You planning to punch your boss with the other arm?

Accidentally broke a mirror today. Normally that would mean 7 years of bad luck, but thanks to my wife I'm the luckiest man alive

Dad: Dude, we should start a podcast!

Son: Mom was right to ask for divorce

Ain't hearing back from job applications and I'm not getting any opportunities to go on stage. Sick of waiting I called up 3 friends to tell em I wanna make a comedy show/play for Fall and that I'll rent out a theatre

Dunno if we'll succeed but trying is better than waiting on something to happen

Okay, this isn't a live-service game.

It's a small, $15 regular 5v5 multiplayer game. The only DLC is a $5 'supporter pack' that gives every character one more skin and the soundtrack.

It's exactly what people have been demanding because they HATE live-service games. And then gets punished as one!

This a critique of my own inaction and the people around me who consider themselves good people for doing nothing

People can't be good because good isn't an adjective, it's an action.

You can do good. Not doing harm is not being a "good" person. It means being neutral, and neutral is not an obstacle to those doing harm

Everytime you think "ah finally, a good use for AI", you should step back and realize that such a response is exactly the kind of wedge corpos are trying to drive between laborers

Everyone's expertise and craft is "finally a good use for AI" to those outside the field.

Learn solidarity please

INTRODUCING:
PROJECT PHANTOM LIMB

SCOUR THE NAMELESS ISLE AND ITS EVIL FORTRESS
BATTLE WICKED SOULS AND SEVER THEIR BODIES
RESIST DEMONIC POSSESSION

(Releasing later this year)

I got the impression of it in the first game when you get to the golden city. They're not criticizing you as much as just commentating. Every piece of "art" is made for you to destroy.

The in-game lore says it's so that they can live in your memory, but it felt very on the nose to me

cover art for the game Grime 2. Main character, wearing a white hooded cloak, holding a hammer with a big nail going through it

Am I reading too much into this or are both Grime and Grime II meta commentaries on people who play games only appreciating games if the main form of engagement is through violence

I am an artist, my art is making relationships with others cause connection is truly beautiful

What if your homies dropped legendary loot? Would you grind your homies?

What if your homies dropped legendary loot? Would you grind your homies?

Would you still love me even if I only dropped common loot?

In a world of employed it's really brave of you to be unemployed. Actually, you're being a hero by not having a job

Big black dog in front and small dog laying in grass behind him, gnawing at a stick

These are Loki (small, mine) and Loki (big, not mine). Loki comes by almost daily and spends the time playing with Loki. It's like having a second dog, but I don't have to feed or walk him (he still joins us on all our walks)

Dogs love turning into horror game protagonists as soon as there's something easily passable blocking their path

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

you know, as long as youre happy and german

Doing shows in my hometown is like shooting myself in the foot, thinking surely this time I'll miss

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Teen pregnancy has fallen??? We used to be a real country (I am not even American)

If you draw comics it means youre too lazy to animate

Scams used to be mostly contained to porn sites back in the day. It was a good deal, they tried to take your money and you got to see bush. Today every ad online is just a flat out scam without the titties

Employed ghosts be like 'I have to work the graveyard shift'

Being a white straight man is really hard. Suck one dick and you lose the title