guy in the substance universe: i cant wait to tune into my favourite hit tv show "sexy women dancing for 2 minutes"

in the stripped clerb we all jorkin’ it… and by it, lets justr say… we all fam

Israel seeing the fall of Assad government: how can I make this about me?

Britney Spears

Experts at the NYPD used AI to create this 3D model depicting what the shooter may have looked like.

moving in a few hours and i’m so grateful but jesus fuck is this stressful to degrees i wouldn’t ever want to experience again but inevitably will😣

this just pissed me off why does the mannequin have nipples and tits

CEO of Aetna Healthcare Group Found Dead in Second Apparent Killing of Health Insurance Executives

I think double jeopardy should apply here
www.sanfranchronicle.com/ceo-of-aetna...

How I would feel speaking about my dad dying if he was the CEO of united healthcare

bluesky has gas now

i don’t gyatt a lot for rizzmas 😢

“haha” reacting to my own text to let them know i’m funny

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

i’ve made mexican food for dinner three nights in a row, so now it’s time for middle eastern food for three nights in a row

this is precious

i’ll truly never get over how insane it was that there was almost a pedophile attorney general who was caught years ago sending money to children with statements like “being my friend”

losing my mind

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

a few months ago i got recognized by a group in a bar and ended up chatting with them for awhile and met their friend who has cancer and struggling with the system

for anyone confused why people feel catharsis or happy about what happened to the united CEO today, learn👇

Hope his ambulance was in network

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

i love those rare times where some rich guy dies and everyone hoots and hollers, which causes other rich people, and people who are under the delusion that they will be rich some day, to realize how much they are hated and have an existential crisis

Image of Ariana Grande in her Glinda costume for ‘WICKED.’

Screenshot of Ariana Grande’s 13-year-old tweet: “Loved seeing Wicked again... amazing production! Made me realize again how badly I want 2 play Glinda at some point in my life! #DreamRole”

13 years ago today, Ariana Grande tweeted about how playing Glinda in ‘WICKED’ would be her dream role.

"Cis people are afraid that trans people will laugh at them. Trans people are afraid that cis people will kill them"