here’s one that’s been bothering me, I can’t believe it’s real

I Google a person
I see a blurb of their Wikipedia page
I click the word “Wikipedia” which appears to be a link
IT EXPANDS AN AI SUMMARY OF THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE
A new, separate link to the Wikipedia page pops up and I have to click that

how about you and me get out of here, your honor

WE ARE BABYYYYYYY

Lemon, this trophy is going to appeal to all of our key demographics — high school boys, lonely women in their forties, and recovering alcoholics who only shop at walmart

do NOT chase at tequila shot with a guinness it tastes orange juice and toothpaste levels of awful

you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie

me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film

Belichick in college

Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity

all i’m seeing here is howie roseman supremacy

joe burrow solidifying himself as my favorite non-jalen hurts qb because he’s trying to buy the batmobile from the dark knight trilogy

omg the UHC assassin was an intern and worked on Civ VI

luigi mangione?? as in mario’s brother??

SMITTYYYYYYY

LETS GOOOOOO CJGJ

wow, i wonder why ex-alabama coach nick saban thinks that

SMU get ready to freeze to death in happy valley. i hope we get a snow bowl

We got Boise State, Indiana, and SMU in the playoff, big huge meaningful playoff matchups in four of the biggest stadiums in the sport. I’m a constant cynic but friends I am very happy with this bracket

espn has gotta get saban off of there, he’s clearly upset about bama and complaining about it

ok i forgot to skeet about penn state but i am disappointed and unsurprised

okay you know what i get the chalamet hype now this dude rocks

i’m shifting into penn state mode

Arizona State is missing its only serious WR. Outside of the 63-yard shot on a fourth-and-short, they don't have a WR today w/ more than 29 yards. They are well on their way to putting a 50 burger on what's been one of CFB's better defenses. This is one of the game plans and RB performances of 2024

the real question is if the committee’s gonna think this is enough to put ASU at 4

FORKS ALL THE WAY UUUUUP

cam skattebo would be getting wayyyy more attention if ashton jeanty wasn’t having such an incredible year

Skattebo does it again!

Cam Skattebo out there reminding folks that Arizona State also has an incredible running back.

ohhh no pack no

does anyone know if celebrity-cutouts is a legit website