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It came to pass then, when Jesus had finished speaking these words unto his disciples, that he said unto them: "Do ye understand in what manner I discourse with you?" And Peter started forward and said unto Jesus: My Lord, we will not endure this woman, for she taketh the opportunity from us and hath let none of us speak, but she discourseth many times."

I'm skimming some gnostic stuff and I just love how men have been complaining about women talking too much at meetings for millennia.

Mary Magdalene like "God forbid a woman says anything 🙄" and Peter is just like "YEAH, GOD SHOULD FORBID IT"

The pope could have overruled the u.s. trans healthcare ban immediately. He did not. This lines up with his own extensive history of anti-queer/anti-trans bigotry.

Also: the bishops' ban vote was 206-7 in favor. Not some narrow conservative victory, but the consensus of the church hierarchy.

I couldn't help myself

Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures (Genesis), oddly, is not, but only because it received direct funding from the US Department of Defense, making it something worse

Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures (SNES) is copaganda

People mention front facing Simpsons being horrifying but Smooth Homer haunts me

The AI bubble is like the dotcom bubble: It’s not that the Internet was some useless passing fad; it’s that a lot of money got poured into absolute horseshit before people started figuring out where the actual value was.

Screenshot from Mastodon, white text on black background: Erik Uden @ErikUden@mastodon.de Once libraries are nonexistent any modern fascist movement wouldn't even have to burn books, but flick one switch and they'd be remotely deleted from your Amazon Kindle or similar digital "library". Capitalists are already building the infrastructure to do this through DRM, so stop believing tech is apolitical - the defunding of libraries and paywalling of information are all part of this.

A reminder during #NationalLibraryWeek, libraries are our best and last defense against the fascist monopoly on knowledge and information

Making this game fully black-and-white is ballsy in a way I respect so much

The Onion Moves to Seize Alex Jones’ Infowars Via Licensing Deal Satirical news site The Onion has moved to license the intellectual property of Alex Jones’ Infowars website in its latest attempt to take control of the right-wing conspiracy theorist’s platform.

It looks like this is a licensing deal while the actual purchase is still mired in the courts?
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in the early days of the net websites used to have messages like "welcome to my amazing webzone, i hope you enjoy the things i've collected that represent my strange mind." now they're just like "by clicking this box you agree to recieve targeted advertisements in your dreams"

This is everybody's reminder that even if they're OK on certain other issues, the Roman Catholic Church is not actually your friend

you’re all gonna feel really silly when we find out hamas was making rockets in the statue

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

taking SMB3 physics and putting them into kitsune tails, a widescreen game, had people complaining they moved slower than in SMB3 even though they didn't, the wider screen just made it feel like they did

Screenshot of an X post from @clashreport: Trump posted a video of Frank Sinatra performing “My Way”. “And now, the end is near / And so I face the final curtain… 
Regrets, I’ve had a few / But then again, too few to mention… 
I did it my way.”

I do AV work for a funeral home and this is one of the most common song choices. It seems to be one of those songs that elderly boomers and silent generation folks turn to as they’re thinking about death.

You're not wrong, the character designs in both games are very powerful

Watching Vanilla Ice's very bad movie "Cool as Ice", and I misheard his lyric "Then I disappear in a puff of smoke" as "Then I disappear in a public swamp". I really like the idea of Vanilla Ice flexing that he might go missing in a bog

[Brain thread/WARN]: Can't keep up! Are your thoughts overloaded? Running 604800000ms or 12,096,000 ticks behind

Paradise Killer answered the question "Can you dress a male skeleton slutty?" with a resounding "lmao yeah"

dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffort... • 50m [0007364] Wild animals "flee" northwest next post is a picture of a small possum screaming

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

29 years ago today, April 19, 1997, in one of the most unexpected crossovers in animation history, Homer Simpson appeared on the animated series Duckman on the USA Network. #TheSimpsons

You are Being Gunned Down by Someone Wielding the Lowest Bitrate Quality Firearm on Earth (AnyPOV, HurtingSounds, 🔫, ASMR, Roleplay)

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