holy shit i haven't updated my bio in 2 years it still said 18

whacks you with my big fluffy paws 🗣️

meow

can you shoot lasers now..

oohhh ic ant stop drinking waterrrrrr mmmmmmmmmm

When you singlehandedly tank your company's reputation so hard that your biggest client, who never says an unkind word against anyone, has to get out there and reassure people you aren't coming back

fanclub
#deltarune #utdr

delta roon

tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y

meow meow meow meow sorry for not using bsky much friends

Please

Baker in training.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

i don’t give fuck what your pronouns are is your ass fat or not!!!!!!

tortoiseshell cat in a "loaf" position looking down and has kinda sad looking squinted eyes. Text says "The large gap in my resume is because my tummy hurted for 2 years"

hell yeah i 💜 pihole

"can i get uhhh..."

me after a blinker

awesome post gude

im a fennec boi now :p

i'm so og i'm #1,494,820 🐈

i can see the wypher inspiration :3

me when i go awawawa

haha i’m such a bad dog *turns on your TV’s overscan and motion smoothing while you’re out of the room*

fantastic balls

one from last week

creachur....
#furry #furryart