some various laikas i doodled for #artwarmups, then colored
#furry #laikascomet

i probably had a Great American Novel in me ten years ago but i eked it out post by post online like a chronic masturbator and i’m all dried up now

and then i sit and remember: fuck the american novel

New strain

mack-anthoIogy-mp3: "you came back wrong and i am racked [sic] with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy" vetchtibbles: "this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like" mack-anthology-mp3: "stop it i was trying to be gothic"

deliver

I think the last decade, between the acquisition of twitter, this shit, and the collapse of the US goverment, can be characterized by this reminder that no actually you shouldn't run anything like a renegade who doesn't give a shit and in fact things like empathy and tact are vital for an operation

Gef the Talking Mongoose

People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.

a simple drawing of a little orange kitten with big blue eyes, captioned "oh has there ever been a more pathetic shmoopy than this?"

#catcrumb

lol

a digital illustration of a girl saying "check out my neat trick!!" and flicking the side of her open mouth, emitting the sound of water droplets in the bottom corner is an infographic labelled, "Viewers at home can do this too!" "Flick your cheek as you open your mouth in an 'O' shape. Opening your mouth changes the pitch of the sound the flick produces, similar to how a glass harp changes pitch with more or less water. It may take a while to get a hang of it. The timing of the flick is important, because it needs to hit as the mouth is opening, so the pitch changes."

Her Neat Trick

the rest of this dudes interview also drives me insane tbh. hes definitely on a level far beyond anything here

GOOD POST

Holdout in hydroponics, oils, 16x20, sold

A four panel comic: Panel 1: A wizard looking at a frog with a human hand in his back saying "We shall see what the anti-grafting peasants think of this!" Panel 2: The frog says "Aren't you the wizard that cooled his orb in a moonwell?" Panel 3: The wizard, rubbing his eyes in frustration, makes the frog vanish Panel 4: The wizard in a chair, poking an orb with the text "BARRICADED" over and over again.

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard.

He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

worst smelling manifesto characters c. 3/21/2021

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

whomst?

LRT I remember that scene, but I thought I dreamt it

wow, truly a master of beef

can I get a chicken burger?

Face my girlpuzzle slime

who's that fella in the top middle?

morrigan aensland

Jesse Ventura, Nic Cage, and Jay Baruchel all have the same voice at different pitches

Oh no, not the phantom grabbers again! 🤚🫳😫✋✊
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