She-denfreude

Reject, eject, inject, infect - eager to do it all

"Fat Jesus"

Hey, here's a crazy idea. I'm just spitballin' here, runnin' it up the flagpole:

How about everyone concentrate on the midterms, instead of jumping on the too-early-2028 virtue signaling about how it's time for America to get over its reluctance to elect a gay man

For, and I cannot emphasize this enough, F***s Sake

I also feel like the Dems could be IN WASHINGON, publicly demanding the Cabinet invoke the 25th. Get out there, make a fuss, stir shit up, call for an impeachment vote while you're at it. Johnson be damned. Not just posting about how they are kinda upset.

I guess vacations matter more?

Any more negotiations with Iran and they’ll end up running the Panama Canal as well.

Oh my God, so this.

What would be a true miracle is if Christians ever shut the fuck up.

The one place I'd be willing to have named after him when the great day comes.

Without Trump, the Epstein files would be half the size.

The big guy with tears in his eyes

if we're gonna start considering constitutional amendments based on when and why we think they were drafted can I suggest some enterprising lawyer take another whack at the second?

Brown cardboard sign with the following written on it: You'd think that the Constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to F*** it!

Seen in Middletown CT

Here's the thing - can you imagine the explosion of things named after him if he dies now? I don't think I could handle the hagiography - would make what they did with Charlie Kirk seem minor. I prefer disgrace and prison. (Not that I still won't celebrate 🎆)

All for Epstein

This

Not only that, but I'm pretty sure the long range plan is for Red State passport applications to be fast tracked while Blue State passport applications will be slow walked.

I have a consultant joke but it depends on the circumstances

We only rate dogs. This appears to be a kangaroo stuck in your trunk. Please release him he doesn't belong there. And only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: saussagedawggg)

And no return policy.

It’s probably a coincidence that every person in Trump’s stories that he refuses to name always agrees with him and praises him.

Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.

This is some "timey-wimey" shit 🤦‍♀️

Honestly being so good at everything is beginning to freak me out

Make love. Not excursion.

no. really? somebody should come up with a movement of some kind to warn women about this kind of thing and advocate for their legal and economic rights, we could call it “girlism” or something like that… we’ll workshop it

A brown and black dog with white paws lying all tucked in in a bed with blue sheets. On top of the dog is a throw pillow

She wouldn't move so I made the bed anyway. #dogsofbluesky

Give up all. This is a post to end all posts.

When Jesse Jackson was born, he couldn't register to vote. When Jesse Jackson died, he was eulogized by a Black president & vice president. The man kept hope alive even in death.