She has like 4 divorces, 7 kids, and she’s a mother to us all

Im just a holy fool and baby it’s so gruel, I mean wait

“Apparently sombr and Gracie Abrams get streams when you don’t end a skeet with a colon”

Me asf:

Need to squirt some cold water up your

Getting drunk tonight

📍A dank basement

Oh wow

gay guys LOVE songs

What an insane day. Now I’m eating rigatoni and drinking wine and I might have some ice cream cake too because fuck the Fourth of July

God that’s a nice shape

a person 's feet with green wristbands on them ALT: a person 's feet with green wristbands on them

“Can’t see taps” well maybe you should try feeling them instead

Where’s the green

Well let’s have a look

This coming from someone who is good at baking is crazyyyyyyy their bread tastes 3d printed

Just cause there’s 5 of em doesn’t mean they’s a they!

Scruff message in what I assume is portugese? Catalan? No idea.

Yeah no one knows what you said

Revisiting some of gaga’s old MVs and they’re such a hot mess 🤣🤣 I think I was too young to appreciate what an experimentalist she was

Lisa rinna m&m what’s after like?

Big bird costume

The thinker if he wanted to show otter pussy

What they don’t tell you is that crying actually IS skinny— it’s the being sad part that’s not. If you can manage to cry without being sad, you’re basically Kate Mossing.

What if we are Charlie Kirk in a way

That’s been similar to my experience too. I mean, definitely not everyone is like that, but it really sucks to be nothing more than an occasional dessert

Not to be all heteronormative praxis and whatnot but I’ve stopped fooling around with non single guys and it’s actually been so beneficial for my brain and self esteem

He’s zoltraaking my boy pussy

your mind…

@wiimotionplussy.bsky.social has the best cloaca on this website

By the time you realize my worth I will have already used your email to sign up for Jehovah’s Witness newsletters

Top 8 oomfs whose feet you’ve— never mind

Not perfectly, but enough for simple conversations, ordering at restaurants, reading signs etc.

Had a wonderful night with friends. We went to an Italian restaurant and the waiter was Italian!! We spoke to him mostly in Italian, he gave us free shots, he shook my hand at the end. It was fun to practice my Italian 😁