Michael B Jordan all ripped and oily holding a sculpt of his own chest as if he burst out of it and in his left hand and on the left side of his body he has a cool trench coat on but the right side is just bare body with deltoids and pecs and triceps and obliques and forearms and then he has on these green pants made out of Rich Person Material, probably some kind of rare animal leather and the lighting accentuates all the creases pointing to his schmeat oh yeah by the way even his nipple is shiny Rolling Stone did this

Have we discussed this yet?

Iran’s decision to not be in Pakistan on Wednesday is final.-Tasnim

Eugenics. Period.

lmao rare to see someone so easily baited in a congressional hearing, but RFK jr is a sucker

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Drag queens testify against Ohio performance ban • Ohio Capital Journal Performers, including Nina West, testified this week against an Ohio bill that would ban public drag shows.

Like, ma'am, you had a flock of drag queens show up at the state capitol to explain how the bill's language would ban anyone with fake boobs and you still kept it in.

So I'm going to have to go with the broadest possible interpretation of the law. I wish news outlets would too.

Of course, the article also doesn't mention that this was done in service of banning trans people from public spaces.

Instead, they let the legislator run wild saying this about "men" in women's locker rooms and "protecting children's innocence."

This is how gender fascism advances.

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

"There is no – I repeat, no – cannibalism in the Royal Navy. And when I say none, I mean that there is a certain amount.”

-- Monty Python

US at risk of running out of missiles if another war breaks out after depleting stockpile in Iran operations | CNN Politics The US military has significantly depleted its stockpile of key missiles during the war with Iran and created a “near-term risk” of running out of ammunition in a future conflict should one arise in t...

The US military has significantly depleted its stockpile of key missiles during war with Iran & created “near-term risk” of running out of ammunition in a future conflict should one arise in next few years.

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Doing this video with a painting of Washington in the background is a level of irony that even he’d probably cross the Delaware again just to get away from

Required listening today on behalf of these icons

I still fond of all my orginal mutuals because you guys were the reason I wanted to be here and stayed.

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

MSG Security Allegedly Tracked a Trans Woman’s Movements, Including Bathroom Breaks, Down to the Second A bomshell report in Wired details an extensive use of the venue’s facial recognition system.

This is totally predictable and exactly why we have been fighting for years to ban the use of facial recognition in concert venues.

Madison Square Garden is one of the only venues in the country that still does this.

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It me

You can cleanly pinpoint the advent of 'modern warfare' as the moment when medical science and state capacity improved to the point that an army could keep most of its soldiers from shitting themselves to death before they've even seen the enemy.

Let’s talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs

Surround yourself with the kind of people who help turtles cross the road.

Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry

The thing is you have a Secretary of Defense who quite literally does not think germs are real, he explicitly rejects germ theory

The question to ask isn't "why did pete do (x)," it's "why did roger wicker vote to confirm a guy who literally doesn't think germs are real"

The other bit is you can assume the other vaccination requirements will be going by the wayside, half of SOCPAC getting JEV to own the libs

That should help readiness!

Happy Birthday! It’s been 35 years since I turned 21, can relate

The Power of Positive Thinking: US Foreign Policy edition

Waiting to read the 15,000 “how republicans lost women” articles that are sure to follow

If not losing, why losing shaped?

This I think is a huge part of the "AI" blowback too. These awful dudes are threatening to blow up society and everyone is vividly aware that society *can indeed be blown up* so people are real touchy about it in ways that probably would have been a lot more muted in normal times.

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.