an insane thought i once had was "this person is only saying i am attractive because they want to have sex with me"

Please, if you don't know where to find erotica, or what to read, just ask folks!

There's so much excellent stuff out there, whether you want published short stories, web-based, fandom, or comics.

Made by real people!

for a moment i mixed up Bletchley Park nerd enthusiast and nonfiction author Andrew Smith with Bletchley Park nerd enthusiast and nonfiction author Andrew Hodges.
thank you for the history!

#KillerTunes
#MusicChallenge
Day 16: Ghostface, from Scream.

...Can you guess where I'm calling from?...

Friends, what's the best service for an extremely basic website? Wix? Squarespace? I'm in Canada and will also need to grab the dot ca domain - do I need to do that separately?

Bruce Willis really had a great run on TV in the eighties. An unbelievably cool Miami Vice episode at the height of the show’s power, a Twilight Zone revival segment where he plays against himself as two versions of the same guy in almost a chamber story, and then; of course, Moonlighting.

he looks exactly like Rincewind in my imagination.

i wanna make a terrifying pottery suitcase now

(The Colour of Magic (1983) by Terry Pratchett)

"i ate Venus but its acid rain gave me acid reflux and then i died of burping"

dramatically showing you a 1.44 MB floppy disk with "world wide web" written on it

you're wonderful 🥰

oh this database is nicer maybe: gifdb.com/90s

ooo, gifer isn't terrible. i clicked on one of their "download gif" buttons and it worked! as in, what i downloaded was an actual gif. i hate to be picky, but "they have one job..." and they did it.

so i'm searching gifer.com/en/gifs/1990s for a construction worker now

i stg, each idea i come up with tries to be more ridiculous-silly than the last one

If you demand I do a thing you think will work in my situation because youre worried and Its making you yell at me in frustration, I am just going to hit block. Im not spending time explaining boundaries or being chronically ill today.

Received $100!

A few folks matching (even partially) could get in us to get this abscess treated today!
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when i can afford to die in one of your novels, it will be by gigantic supersized nanites.

(like if you made a robot the size of molecules, and then made *that* to be normal sized again)

same same 👍😆🖖

hoping and trying to help 🥲 we deserve so much better than we get
(if you just got 15 then our CAs are still working and i can do more every couple weeks or so)

i like this stardate format! "little-endian" 😌

(i do not mind big-endian, it has virtues too, but little feels nicer)

Let Me In,
28 Days Later,
Cube (the one with Rodney McKay and Ezri Dax)...

nuts nuts nuts my brain only goes up to three, today

the web can be fun again 🥰 shall we make it so?

like, Alien: Earth is maybe horror-scifi? with the "big picture" being that xenomorphs suck, but Corporate sucks so much more. and just in case we weren't getting it, this version has a trillionaire in it. lordy. 😳 therefore, i need this series to get messier than the usual 😭

i haven't! they did play a clip of Event Horizon in a Voyager episode, but it was maybe a second long? i am curious, always meant to check it out.

i started out in scifi, but fantasy/horror is often much more fun

dizzy dizzy, brb 🥲

YES YES i had an idea! webpages often used to have litte construction worker in a hardhat and jackhammer? i haven't seen anything remotely like that lately.

whimsical webpage design, please

Galaxy of Terror sounds really interesting! i never actually saw The Abyss but am trying to fix that. (kept mixing it up with Sphere. is that one any good?)

i'm sorry Lords of the Deep wasn't better

you can't do much when you don't know that your feet hurt. but a habit of changing insoles twice a year? i'm wobbly from the relief. mayeb i can do things now?? but you gonna sometimes need shoes-that-fit to find that out

omfg. you know, i actually do believe it!
but i like your web design style, so call me biased 😂
who wants all that cross-site javascript web 3.0 with 1x1 transparant GIFs and newsletter popups? so my website will look a little like yours when i finally can write it

A tiny tortie kitten resting in a little loaf on the edge of the mesh lid of a soft pink kennel; as if she is chilling in a hammock as she stares up at you inquisitively.

“whatcha doin?”

“What does it look like?”

“u poopin?”

“Tostada, go eat or play or something.”

“i poop in a box”

“I know. I clean it.”

“u should poop in a box”

“Are you gonna clean it?”

“no, you”

FOSTER KITTENS THEY SAY. ITS EASY AND FUN THEY SAY

Click this, scroll up to the top, and massively improve your mood with this delightful thread

ok honestly i was depressed tonight and now i'm not so thank you for that part too

YES IT"S AMAZING it feels like something out of the y2k era and i love it for exactly that reason