Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

I'ma get one and find out

The Testament of Ann Lee was a beautiful production. The chorography was so powerful, and Amanda Seyfried acted beautifully, even if her Manc was off and on. Weird and gorgeous.

Just asked my kids about local gorilla spider hitmen in the woods, and 7 said, "Don't worry about it."

🫂💜

America's Funniest Home Videos was pretty much doomscrolling

They didn't start at the beginning, nor did they go through the whole alphabet. They started with D ("damnit"), then S ("stupid"), and then went straight to bitch banana.

I have no idea where it came from, but when the kids play babies, they call themselves "your first ever born baby". They are also frequently my "first ever born" animal baby, bug baby, or Minecraft creeper baby.

boomers be like

Followed up with, "If you're so smart, what is the length of a Lamborghini? What is the speed of light? What's the speed of Wraith Rod?"

It's not even 7am, y'all.

I have no idea which Star Wars these kids are trying to be, but one just taunted the other with, "Your mom is dead and you never knew her."

Agree, child Alia is so important.

Dune is top ten fave book series of all time for me, Duncan Idaho is one of my favorite characters in all of fiction, Jason Momoa and Oscar Isaac and Zendaya are all faves. The new ones felt like fan service made specifically for me and I love them. Are they the best movies ever made? Do not care.

a classic

A gif from a sci-fi film you love

YESSSSS

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

A kid I just adore had a really scary injury today, and I'm definitely having a panic attack about it.

“pope is soft on crime” bouncing around in my head like the dvd logo on a classroom tv

Baby, just because she needs the emotional vomit/popcorn bowl doesn't mean you need to be it.

This has made @supernatural.wang's entire life, he's laughing so hard.

We're all so sleep deprived

I did appreciate the Russian doll with Orbán on the outside and Putin inside at the Tisza party 😀

The kids have decided there has to be a curse word for every letter. The P word is apparently bitch banana.

He'll never own a house at that rate.

It was smothered and covered and capped before he was even in the booth

We did it! Barely!

everyone knows you gotta get a nice char on your spacecraft, that’s how you lock the flavor in

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