Combing all the info at The Onion with all of InfoWar's info should leave us with stockpiles of info to see us through a 30 year info shortage.

Congratulations to Global Tetrahedron on the acquisition of InfoWars. May the war of info burn bright and hot till all of our enemy's are infoed to their deaths and then we feast on their info and wives.

All is fair in love and plow

god, Riker really is the perfect man

Kirk never masturbated once.

It's about the loans he needs to sell you. Call him before you miss an AMAZING DEAL

Every change of season I remind myself that the weather will be even more fucked up next year and every year I'm surprised at how much more fucked up it is.

One day you're going to get old, and your heart will start to fail you and you'll regret that you never had children that you could harvest a healthy, young heart from so you can live just a little longer.

Exactly. Who has time to pity some broke motherfucker that only owns two houses.

But number big

Europe - The Final Countdown (Official Video) YouTube video by EuropeVEVO

Seems appropriate or the opposite of that.

Be reborn
download the skin
with Xipe Totec
the lines begin
in blood and sinue
we will continue
to feed the worm

Not if I have a say

Unfortunately, you have to make that hamburger.

This isn't what I didn't vote for!

$180,000 and a union while everyone else eats shit. I fucking hate America

No

I kind of think that the discovery that society at it's highest levels has been run by cannibalistic pedophiles and their friends is at least as big. But it's also just part of the same story.

Creature From The Goon Lagoon

Les Nessman

I see zero guys.

True on and off the computer

Sammy Davis jr and Anton Lavey

Tropic Thunder behind the scenes

Jeffry Epstein

Luigi Mangione

Thanks

This will all be worth it when the ballroom is finally completed and we, as a nation, witness the sublime elegance that is Trump dancing to the song Y.M.C.A by The Village People. You'll see.

No change

WWW3's not gonna keep me from having a Yabba-Dabba-Do time

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.