A blond dog wearing a jean jacket squinting on a wet sidewalk

When you beg for a walk but it’s raining

Add to top sweet potato + bean or lentil combo!

I made a lemon blueberry cake with the lemons I took

A bucket of free succulents being sniffed by a dog next to the sidewalk

A box of free lemons in the shade next to the sidewalk

My neighborhood is the best in the spring

Extremely telling that they prominently have GRIEVANCE FORM linked on their home page. I guarantee a judge made them do that.

I need to walk my dog and also make dinner and god why do you give your most difficult tasks to me

Our old cat hated the dog so she’d come out at night and pee on everything. I was miserable.

God this is exactly why we are now a no cat household and never will be again (when Miri moved out she took the cat with her thankfully)

Ughhhhhh

How long until my body gets used to riding a bike again / do I just need a different seat that doesn’t bruise my crotch?

This is a great brag

Guess what they’re not covered

Cigna should have to pay me to call them to ask if drs are covered by my plan or not

Got my order and this is now officially the brightest sweatshirt I own

Love PT. Especially since all my coworkers are on the east coast and I’m an early bird. My afternoons are so chill

This is so deeply familiar and sad to me

I still haven’t walked my dog an am about to go into more meetings. My whole morning schedule is fucked!

Grumpy at having a 745am meeting this morning. Am I up anyway? Not the point!

Turns out I am not in biking shape since I sold my old one during a move and I just got very exhausted from an old loop I used to do all the time. Whew.

They did some biopsies so I’ll know in two weeks 🤞

My guts are definitely not working right and I’m at that age and all but I swear this is going to come up completely clean and I’ll have suffered the last 36 hours for them to be like yeah I dunno your colon is fine

I drank my second container of prep for my colonoscopy and wow I feel terrible but I did it

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Oh why don’t I already do this?? I’m going to do this.

Truly what the fuck this is torture?

For fucking real this is bullshit

Guess what I hate colonoscopy prep

A blond chihuahua mix sits on outdoor furniture and sniffs the air

Mine too!

It came with a bell already on it!! I’m ready to recreate this

Bought myself a used bike to cheer myself up and get excited for summer. Haven’t had a bike in a couple years.