And, today is the day the beard has been trimmed.
Thinking of getting a hair cut after work.
Do the full 'fresh' thing.
Kickstart Spring and my mental health from the red into the black.
Thank you!
April 22, 2026
Officially been a month since I caught Pneumonia.
Feeling much better now.
Up early to get partner to work.
Also garbage day.
Thanks for the support from everybody yesterday.
269 likes, my most viral post.
Good morning Bsky.
I have never met someone that gets so pissed off that I won't watch their video or look at the picture they want to show me while I'm driving.
Like, just because there are no cops around doesn't make it not illegal.
I hate distracted drivers.
I refuse to become one.
Fuck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5cP...
I have Osteopenia. This is kind of exciting news.
Besides the horrible gas milage, this is partly why I ditched my Minivan and went with a coupe.
Nobody asks you to help them move with a coupe.
I have watched one dive bomb a pigeon. Caught it on CCTV camera. Rewatched it a bunch of times.
It was a crazy experience.
If I can feel the bass of the music coming from your car as you drive by, from my second floor apartment, you have been declared legally deaf.
Then offer some DLC where you can change the gory cinematic finishers with friendly finishers!
Fuck me.
Today just isn't my day.
Internet died, then my computer decided now would be a great time to do an 8 minute update.
At least it gave me time to rewire my system.
I blame Microwaves.
They took what used to be a 20-45 minute ordeal (making a meal) and turned it into a 2-5 minute one.
At the time we didn't know that anything was faster.
April 21, 2026
Mental health is still decaying.
Didn't want to get up this morning.
Got up anyways, because the cat needs me.
Body is sore.
Feel isolated, used, unloved.
Oh well, must trudge on.
Good morning Bsky.
I will continue to say that I hate "Win this many matches" Daily and Weekly quests.
Every fucking time they pop up, I go on a mega-fucking-losing streak.
I can't explain it.
It fucking sucks.
Like they programmed it that way, so you'd think to spend money, so you can win...
"The lightsaber battles in Star Wards 7, 8, and 9 so fucking bad!"
They are, and I'll tell you why. Canonically, "All the Jedi" are dead! There's nobody to teach them how to fight. So yeah, the battles are shittier than the prequels.
Now, stop being a whiny bitch.
Just over an hour and I can go back to being a pirate.
420 story time.
Stoner buddy made a bong out of a glass mannequin head.
After a year of smoking out of this head, it had developed a resin headband.
One day we cracked that head open, scrapped the resin off and coated our papers with it.
Be safe out there.
Gee, I wonder if a new Warrior just released.
Double follow!
Fuck yeah, that's cute as hell Nikki!
I used to celebrate 420, but after I realized how much of my life was being destroyed by getting stoned, I had to stop.
Specifically, my memory.
On the stuff, memory capacity for 30 seconds.
Off the stuff, 5-10 minutes.
Be safe out there.
Almost 3 weeks since I last ordered cards.
Usually it takes 7 days for them to arrive... usually.
Worst result of Wrestlemania.
Now we're going to be subjected to a Championship match once every 4 months?
So, that's 'exciting'...
Anybody got some spare dopamine to get me through work?
All I want to do is sail the high seas, but... work. :(
I don't have a picture of Coffee unfortunately.
He passed 27 years ago.
But your max looks adorable!
Now that you mention it, yeah. Kinda.
Orange tabby cats are great!
I had one named Coffee.
Loved him so much!
Good morning Fleurs.
Hello kitty!
April 20, 2026
Had 3 nightmares last night.
Attempted carjacking.
Attacked by a spider.
Getting along with my ex-wife.
So yeah... that's an interesting start to my week.
Good morning Bsky.