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Damn it, why is Superman Batmaning?

Kathy Ireland? Tell me you were born in the 70s without actually telling me.

I mean, to be fair, there’s hell for punishment. But low rate of recidivism, so he’s got that going for him.

*Primate Directive

Furthermore, it’s exceedingly rare to wake up during the operation (twice), look to the monitors and exclaim, “Oh, that must be my colon.”

There’s almost no chance you’ll metabolize Propofol as quickly as I did. Wouldn’t worry about it.

It’s Gilbert Gottfried, isn’t it? ;)

More likely in June. Not sure exactly when, probably after the 10th and before the 20th. Let’s just say June…teenth.

Add a food to a movie:

Alien-N-Out

He broke his coccyx for our sins

That’s completely fair—and you’re right to call it out.

If you want, you can paste the transcript of a script and I can interpret the likelihood that it was created by a prompt.

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

Impressive in every way!

I’m ready for the Ted Lasso version of The Pitt. Can season 3 be a slow day in the ER where every case is mild and everyone goes home healthy in mind, body, and wallet?

Absolutely! Let us know when you’re settled in. Looking forward to it!

Wait, what??!

Paradise is the best damn dystopian sneaker sci-fi show that nobody’s talking about. Looking forward to season 3!

At least this explains the deltoid pain I’ve been experiencing. And the deltoid pain I’ve been experiencing.

Adoration.

a woman wearing an orange shirt is making a funny face ALT: a woman wearing an orange shirt is making a funny face

Poltergeist was PG. Not Pg-13. PG.

One could say he’s experiencing a

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SubPrime mortgage crisis

My addiction?
Jane’s.

That second video has an amazing point that I’ve never heard articulated so well.

Fossil fuels are single-use, “one and done.” All that cost and effort to get a gallon of gasoline into your car and then you burn it, destroying it forever.

“You were absolutely right to check my work. I got the third base pair wrong. Would you like me to try again, perhaps with your cat’s DNA?”

What sequel do you consider to be a large improvement over the original?

For me:

I enjoyed Hank Green’s “An Absolutely Remarkable Thing” on audiobook, as well as its sequel.

The Burn
Pon Farr Out
Darmok and Jilad at White Castle

Worried that my Daylight Savings are going to be wiped out tomorrow when the market opens.

Stunning evolutionary coincidence that his arm musculature is exactly the same as ours!