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Posts by H0FF3R

Now we have to finish selling our old house as having 2 is not financially feasible in this current market. This should be done by the end of the month as well.

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I’m still quite amazed and proud of my wife and I. We have been able to work hard enough and have been lucky enough to be able to get 2 houses by 30.

We just got our new house, and we are so excited to have more yard and space for the family to grow.

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Text on a bathroom wall “No Flush Until They Release The Files”

Text on a bathroom wall “No Flush Until They Release The Files”

A Detroit Fan Zone IPA can and a Miller Light bottle

A Detroit Fan Zone IPA can and a Miller Light bottle

A Black Rocks pint glass quarter full with the background of a thermostat with a temp of 69 degrees

A Black Rocks pint glass quarter full with the background of a thermostat with a temp of 69 degrees

Had to go out do one last weekend before leave the city.

Will be glad to take more saunas, but I will honestly miss being walking distance from the mystery beers.

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Between closing on a house and selling our house having a sauna at my parents is amazing.

This is some of the hardest things I have ever done with how much history we have made in the time we have lived at our house.

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I’m not sure how much more of this wet heavy snow I can move. I already have a crack in my shovel from last night, and it is snowing again.

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We just switched to Apple Music because Spotify raised the price for family premium to $21 a month. For $5 more I can get Apple TV, Arcade, 200 GB cloud storage, and Apple Music with Apple One.

They also offer free ways to transfer music to Apple Music as well.

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2026-02-01 Tales From the Northwoods I have decided to name my personal blogs “Tales from the Northwoods” as they could embody personal stories and experiences, or tales I find worth it to share from my neck of ...

This past week has been a long one. We officially started house hunting and life doesn’t just wait around.

h0ff3r.com/blog/tales-f...

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Struggling with what to title my blog with. I got a series name as I want this to be more personal, so I am thinking use the date I publish. It will also have the date in the post itself as all my posts have a date.

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Thank you.

For Shortcuts I am thinking of either sticking with DataJar or rewriting some of them to just use Files instead. I use DataJar a temp database for my Spotify automation.

My goal is to post on the same day each week so I am hoping it becomes a habit. Probably a Sunday or something .

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My First Post Hello World I built this website, because I want a way to share my voice that does not rely on a social media platform, and to share my learned experience or how I see the world through my eyes. I am ...

The journey begins. My first blog post. I am going to try and stick with a weekly cadence. I am hoping this is a good outlet, and allows me to get some brain power flowing.

h0ff3r.com/blog/my-firs...

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H0FF3R Hello World!! Welcome to my website. More to come.

I have decided this week to make a website. I am learning as I go along with it. You can see it at h0ff3r.com

I am using Hugo with the Ananke theme, and deploying it via Cloudflare.

So far it has nothing on it, and to be honest I’m not sure what I’ll put on it. However I am learning.

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Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads “Fuck you DJT”

Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads “Fuck you DJT”

Taken at the Cold Iron Brewery bathrooms in Ironwood, MI.

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Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

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I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison.
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜

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I successfully changed my domain over to use Cloudflare and got my handle back.

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As a dad this is one of my favorite days of the year.

I can tell people I will see them next year and it is almost always true.

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Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. 

You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.

Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.

I hope you have a great holiday!

Merry Christmas from Santa!

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My kid helped me shovel today and during breaks got a ride in the Yooper Scooper. Ending with falling into the snow and cuddling.

Days and nights like these are some of the most amazing times, and I can’t wait to see what other snow adventures he gets into.

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Attending karaoke at a very small bar in my hometown

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Got a new job, and no longer in healthcare IT.

New job is retail and cannabis so it is extremely fast paced so far.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Having had someone ask me what to do to stay safe in current times I could not give them concrete advice. Mainly because I do no do what I would recommend, and that isn’t fair.

I did point them to places to learn though as I knew they liked to research and learn.

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This is a #Parenting tip for traveling. If you have a young child that you can not leave alone, hang out in the bathroom.

Always a door that if you need you can crack open to hear, but still separate. Allows us to decompress while being in close quarters.

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A door in a bathroom. The first sign says “employees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question “Are you pooping?”

A door in a bathroom. The first sign says “employees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question “Are you pooping?”

Went to a store this week, and this was a sign in a restroom.

Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Two boxes of McDonalds fries, one medium, one large.

Two boxes of McDonalds fries, one medium, one large.

I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead.

Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵

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Honestly I have no idea. Most streets will become one ways now if at all if people use the 4 feet of space.

With the lack of bike lanes this also makes no sense. Like they got rid of of skilled workers to use a machine that requires 3 feet of space around each can.

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Marquette Public Works urges proper garbage, recycling cart placement Carts should have at least three feet of space between all objects, including other carts.

Now I can’t even park on my street when I come home for lunch, because the city has decided to use an automated garbage and recycling program. They also have to be 2-4 feet into the road.

This is absolute garbage.

www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/09/05/m...

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

3-4 ice cubes and the coffee is warm, but not hot when using a Keurig.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

This sounds awesome. I look forward to this coming out to learn more.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

Have been at Walmart for 4 hours waiting on an oil change so can’t say to much relaxing was done today.

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Have the day off before I start a new job.

Planning on getting an oil change and taking the time to relax before I start.

Will be working in the cannabis industry and not the healthcare industry. Excited to see where this journey takes me.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
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