This kind of thinking is why you don’t have any gold.

You take what you can get!

Covered in leeches, laughing my ass off, telling everyone how healthy I am.

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Looks like an old article but I’m pretty sure the functionality is still there. I did the same on Twitter.

Sending thoughts and prayers 🙏

It’s “Jonkler”.

Only HE can judge me! 👉📐

And sometimes some tape 😎

I use velcro 😎

"Even as I stand here" he bellowed, "crippled, hobbled, sickened - I am a
greater ruler than any man who ever lived! Now watch me become what I can
become !”

I’ll do as I please

That’s very advanced at 3.

This probably happens 100x for every 1 that says something.

The orbs arent for you, old man!

I like ‘em. Keep up the good work!

NFL needs go all neon.

Send in your resume in case they mean it as in like, an argument.

Drinking raw milk is fine as long as you balance your humors and do the occasional blood letting.

Ya me too.

Those aren’t snowflakes, baby.

But you didn’t have to do any laundry, ya?

I need a doctor that will write me a note that says I’m allowed to have at least 4 beers every night.

It’s too complicated. I like my Christmas times to be simple and wonderful.

Kazoo duet you mean?

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Welp, just one option left.

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Have you tried groaning and/or sighing?

Is that what you’re trying to get at? Say what you mean.

Nobody knows what this means.

The whale’s full name is “Mobius Penis”.