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Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

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In honor of #EarthDay, here is a reminder that there is a bot account that posts a photo of the whole Earth from a million miles away, taken by the Deep Space Climate Observatory, several times daily. You can view all the images (and zoom in) here: epic.gsfc.nasa.gov

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i wasn't using it but it is such unserious site things that access to the Quiet Posters feed, which is part of the functionality the site has advertised on official accounts just broke for 300k people because it runs out of the tech advisor's personal account and he's a thin skinned AI baby

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Clearsky screenshot showing the blocklist I was added to 23 days ago:

(Shit GenAi PFP of bearded man - unclear if this is supposed to represent an AI or the brave AI labelled, hodling on to their AI buddies)

antiantiai.bsky.social Anti "Anti-Al" Lab...

Al Haters

Subscribes to anti-Al blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.

Clearsky screenshot showing the blocklist I was added to 23 days ago: (Shit GenAi PFP of bearded man - unclear if this is supposed to represent an AI or the brave AI labelled, hodling on to their AI buddies) antiantiai.bsky.social Anti "Anti-Al" Lab... Al Haters Subscribes to anti-Al blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.

I was added the day after I blocked the Bluesky GenAI agent "Attie", seems I don't like predictive [sic] conversations!

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An aubern and white coloured teddy bear which has clearly Seen Some Things.

An aubern and white coloured teddy bear which has clearly Seen Some Things.

"Hello, yes?"

(Pictured: Actual Sugar Puffs promo Jeremy Bear out of off of the 1970s which was allegedly used to name me. At least the Quaker Oats company were able to spell the name "Jeremy").

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A captioned picture of an "Extreme" Bop It, a 6 limbed torture device, with the sub-tagline:
SUPER-MONDO-MEGA-ULTRA-MUTANT-BOP-IT CHALLENGE!

Various of the arms are labelled:
KEEP ON TWISTIN'
FLICK* IT QUICK FROM SIDE TO SIDE! 
SPINISPINISPINI 
SQUEEZE THAT BALL!
PULL AWAY!
GRAB A HOLD AND FIRE!

There is also an image of a FOUR PLAYER VERSION, which is slightly less depraved. 

*Could be Fuck it from the kerning though

A captioned picture of an "Extreme" Bop It, a 6 limbed torture device, with the sub-tagline: SUPER-MONDO-MEGA-ULTRA-MUTANT-BOP-IT CHALLENGE! Various of the arms are labelled: KEEP ON TWISTIN' FLICK* IT QUICK FROM SIDE TO SIDE! SPINISPINISPINI SQUEEZE THAT BALL! PULL AWAY! GRAB A HOLD AND FIRE! There is also an image of a FOUR PLAYER VERSION, which is slightly less depraved. *Could be Fuck it from the kerning though

I think you should seek medical assistance.

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However long this took you to do, it was worth *every* nanosecond, superb!

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The footage:

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I mean it’s this isn’t it?

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Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

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Hi Dan! Ah, hang on, I can't see the quote post in the last one, either they've blocked me or I've blocked them!

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As I was saying earlier, here's why Smith and Sniff is now also on video. Watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/_w7uH9wUgEU?...

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Darkwood vibes:

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Watching people play this for the first time is genuinely delightful <3

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I’m running a contest with Spoke Art Gallery for someone to win one of my prints. You can enter here: www.instagram.com/p/DXR9elPEsg...

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The Lost Films of Hollywood Book by David Quantick and Chris Barker

I don’t like that this has 119 backers. What sort of number is 119?
120. Now THERE’S a number.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

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I made this video yesterday for my friend who’s standing for the #greenparty in the local elections
@zackpolanski.bsky.social

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The proper response is to simply not treat the cocaine-fueled fantasies of a billionaire sex pest as if they have any merit whatsoever, and simply not get caught up in a stoned freshman philosophy 101 argument with the stupidest fucking people who have ever lived.

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Synthetic fuel running on empty already Hey, I know. I too am shocked to find myself writing an edition of Car Science not the other newsletter but there’s been a few interesting stories recently...

even the very latest technologies on this 100+ year old "breakthrough" do not actually make it make sense and it would be really cool if someone would ask them about this obvious lie they have not even been able to deliver on as far as race fuel is concerned

buttondown.com/HSouthwellFE...

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This is a lovely thread. Thanks so much for sharing.

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Was it bins?

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A bite sustained after slathering his arm in peanut butter, holding it under the monkey's nose and shouting "Bite Me!" while flicking its nipples.

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My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

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I made this to silence the doubters, but there haven't really been any. Yet...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

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"Well, I've checked out the weather today and it looks like it's a great day to wear a hat!"

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It is excellent to get something that might start to push us away from the current attempts to design everything around having the thinnest head & tail lights possible, but I can't help but worry about the panel repair costs and associated insurance premiums.

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Glossary of 2020s slang - Wikipedia

I’ve just discovered this Wikipedia page, and it’s like a Rosetta Stone of whatever the fuck young people are on about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar...

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We did it! In less than a day.

But please come and join us - there's room for plenty more.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

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One thing this leaflet promotes, & indeed is probably a general 'view' of planning, is that you only comment when you want to object.

WRONG.

You can, & should, always write to Planning to support something if you think it is worthy. It IS recorded, & noted, as part of Officer reports.

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The Lost Films of Hollywood Book by David Quantick and Chris Barker

And we're live!

The book of the films that never were...

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

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