I would have got there within the next 2 hours for sure.
Posts by Jeff Nachtigall
I could use ten bucks.
Paris, Texas
Do the Right Thing
Breakfast Club
Videodrome
My Life as a Zucchini
Portrait of a Lady on Fire
Home Alone
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Shawshank Redemption
Elf
I solved Brandon Cathcart's puzzle "Some day we'll find it..." in 4:16! crosshare.org/crosswords/d...
Public service announcement:
No one on the bus likes your perfume.
And she thinks 50 First Dates is a horror movie because Sandler doesn't make her laugh enough.
Every individual has a long list of the wrong way to season an egg.
None of the lists are the same.
Well, they did just win a majority.
Now they need to work on their aim.
#owngoal
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I got a dog headbutt in the temple yesterday.
Ouch.
What the actual fuck, again.
I disagree with this.
Specifically, the part where you say, "I know I shouldn't."
The cold makes small things even smaller.
Or maybe I just kept retesting every 20 minutes and now it's 6-1/2 hours later and I'm out of peanut butter.
These are damned lies.
10X that shit.
I think I want to organize a dog park day with all my friends who have dogs that I've only seen on my phone.