You will live to see the end of Israel. Unless you’re very very old in which case try to become a ghost for just a few years

The post-WW2 economic agreement in the West was designed by very smart, very evil men to give the proles just enough to keep us from killing them and instituting Socialism. Now their idiot grandchildren are looking at the meager entitlements they allowed and wonder why we're given "handouts".

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

it is becoming increasingly clear to me that we are going to have to let libs think they reinvented communism from first principles and let them call it something else

we all know I have no life, so:

But it is tho…chatting with ai should be considered like chatting with a malevolent demon that may seem like it can help you but you can never trust it and it may well drive you into madness

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

I once ordered a pizza at a gas station and it was taking too long and the guy working looked at me and said “have a fountain soda, on the house” and I thought this man must be the most powerful man in the state

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com •7h I know socialism is superior because socialists have never once led a country where student debt or medical debt reached hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single person 20 84 > 676 •.. frank-frink.bsky.social @frank-frink.... • 1h Socialism is great until you run out of other people's money. 1 ...

Wow. Good thing capitalism doesn’t require using other people’s money for things. Imagine if they systematized it and then put interest on it and millions of people could only afford school and medicine that way

The Martin Niemoller of our time. 😌🙏

A split bar chart of YouGov polling data with the headline: "Americans are most likely to say T. Rex is their favorite dinosaur, but many don't have a favorite." The chart has the sub-headline: "Which of the following is your favorite dinosaur? (%)." The chart has the note: "Note: "Other" includes responses of archaeopteryx, spinosaurus, plesiosaur, ankylosaurus, allosaurus, parasaurolophus, dilophosaurus, diplodocus, iguanadon, and pachycephalosaurus, as well as responses of "other." We know pterodactyls and plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs. Opinion about dinosaurs comes from the question, "How much do you like or dislike dinosaurs?""

A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur.

And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).

Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...

never forget

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY: OH, DEAR - - I BETTER GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK P2- NANCY IS LISTENING TO THE RADIO AS SHE BEGINS OF DO HER HOMEWORK RADIO ANNOUNCER: ... SCIENTISTS ARE NOW WORKING ON A NEW SUPER-ATOM BOMB 2000 TIMES MORE DESTRUCTIVE - - P3- NANCY IMAGINES AN ATOM BOMB HURDLING TOWARDS THE EARTH P4- NANCY CRINGES AS SHE IMAGINES THE EARTH EXPLODING P5-NANCY : SOMEHOW THAT HOMEWORK DOESN'T SEEM VERY IMPORTANT NANCY THROWS HER HOMEWORK ON THE FLOOR…

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1946

no, no, jesus christ was the doctor... you're thinking of jesus's monster

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

thank you iranian embassy in ghana for helping summarize & confirm

DC Metro sign for the “Pentagon City” station.

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

When somebody asks why R2 didn't recognize Yoda or use his rockets on Dagobah, a mean thing to say is the rebel technicians weren't actually able to fix him after the Death Star battle and replaced the droid without Luke ever noticing.

We are the sons of the uncs you couldn’t chop

how do you take 22 minutes to say "cheesesteaks and pussy"

And some people gave us shit for Don’t Look Up being too over the top.

Man oh man do I wish it was.

He misunderstood when trump told him you're like a son to me

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

To put it in even further perspective — Lockheed Martin produced both the spacecraft for the Artemis mission and the PRsM missile that shot tungsten pellets into an elementary school in Lamerd.

what should i wear to my fiery death