Important information on this day of all days

A tweet from yer old pal @hahildebrand from Feb 23 2012 which reads: Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barman says 'You're bard' and Shakespeare goes nuts, glassing like 6 guys before the cops arrive It was retweeted 645 times! Faved 238 times. Times changed, didn't they

And holy crap they have just announced a new album after 15 years!

partsandlabor.bandcamp.com/album/set-of...

And holy crap they have just announced a new album after 15 years!

partsandlabor.bandcamp.com/album/set-of...

If the government wants to improve school lunches, they should stop serving kids desserts. Who needs a fucking pudding with their lunch every day? Nobody, that is the answer.

*Wales

Incompetent typo

A portrait of Tom Jones and also me

I went to Walea

Henry VIII wrote Greensleeves as a means of alerting his subjects that ice cream was nearby

Parts & Labor - "The Gold We're Digging" Jagjaguwar Records YouTube video by BlankTV

I don't say this often enough but you should listen to all of the Parts & Labor albums

youtu.be/dSMzbZAUfAk?...

16th century painting of St George holding a dead dragon about the size of a large goose

This 16th century painting of St George (at Compton Verney gallery) proves that the dragon he slew was about the size of a large goose

Some people decry the NHS but this is an amazing service being offered

A building with a sign reading "Oral & Facial Department"

Hey baby, can I interest you in a visit to the

I'd like to take you up the A55

Weird

I am concerned that my penis does not look like an aubergine

A good nickname for nipples is chestnuts

"Nobody puts baby in the Corner" - Müller spokesperson

Charlotte &
Anne &
Emily &
Branwell &
Elizabeth &
Maria &
Patricia &
Rosanna &
David &
Alexis &
Richmond

A really rewarding thing about having kids who are happy to visit art museums and galleries with you is the way you're forced to consider exactly what it is that appeals to you about different pieces of art, how they affect you and what your preferences are based on.

Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes scholars

One of us always stands the other always lies

iambic tetrameter ass stick

KEANU REEVES [grieving]: Woe

Another reminder of this simple but useful guidance

Headline: Ryan Reynolds' kids 'frustrated' by Wrexham chats

The news

A very familiar experience

In these days of wild weather and heavy rain, my message to all of you out there is:

Drive slowly you stupid cunts you are soaking pedestrians

Billy Bowden was the worst possible rhino to happen to world cricket. What a dickhead.

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection © 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris

Sketch for “Composition II” by Vasily Kandinsky, 1909
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