Sorry everyone, my wife asked me to delete the thread because it got too big. I'll let you know the next steps we take, if any. Fuck Target, Fuck Self Checkout, and Fuck AI though. We're exploring options with the lawyer.
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It was a very good thread. Dammit.
If this is my last post before I'm swept into a tornado during tonight's storms, I'm fine with that.
Just saw another case of "Guy who calls himself an 'AI Artist.'"
I'm a Robot Surfer.
Q&A: Joe Palmer Reflects on the Journey of Creating the New Comic Book Series DESTINATION KILL
@joepalmerart.bsky.social @oni-press.bsky.social
Oh hey. New episode. I talk about the one time I headlined a show as a comedian and why it went so horrifically wrong... it was completely out of my control.
I woke up thos morning and saw this on my TV. I legitimately laughed out loud. It is objectively funny.
They do not
Dogs can't play hockey. That's the only rule in the book.
Anything is edible at least once.
the never ending bluesky battle between people who want to talk about wrestling vs. people who assume you're MAGA
This has been a problem for a few years now. I wrote about the whole "monetizing white nationalists" movement on Substack two and a half years ago, and even then, I felt like I was leaving the platform too late.
We're still a bit off from officially launching @wrestlebuds.bsky.social with me and my bestie @haynerland.com. Here's a trailer and you can subscribe or whatever.
In addition to the audio podcast, there will be various video components, which will all be available for free on Patreon in the future
Very excited. @haynerland.com and I have already banked three podcast episodes of @wrestlebuds.bsky.social and one video for Patreon. We don't have a launch date yet, but it'll be roughly the same podcast we did at that gaming site years back.
And yes, I will also be talking about Oni books I love.
Their og nuggets were the best
Typically, I eat at local joints if we're going out, but when you have a young kid, you don't get a say.
I'm very excited to get food from my local dumpling house for lunch tomorrow. It'll be cheaper than BK. That's for sure.
My son wanted Burger King today after running errands. I remember big "news" that they "revamped" The Whopper. The last time I had one was over a year ago, and it was expensive and bad.
I tried the new one. I shit you not, the only difference in the revamped Whopper is that it's in a box.
Oni Press has big things cooking as it approaches a major anniversary, so today on SKTCHD, I sat down with @oni-press.bsky.social's President and Publisher @gorinson.bsky.social to talk about its big plans, Archie and Flux House's arrival, comics marketing, the state of the industry, and more.
It's the final episode of Casual Yelling that's just about WWE 2K26. 2K's Bryan Williams comes on the show and we talk about Ragdoll physics, game options, and Ringside Pass.
Next week, back to complaining like an old man about things!
WHEW. Tax bill this year. REALLY BAD. Does anybody want to buy any pages from:
1. SPECTRUM
2. PLAGUE HOUSE
3. HIGH STRANGENESS
???
Please hit me up, seriously. SERIOUSLY.
Next week, I talk about Chicago's history of no ketchup on hot dogs. This week, ragdoll physics!
Future history books:
WWIII began over a tantrum about oil.
The petulant toddler’s handlers egged him on.
The sultans of the Middle East counted their spoils and had already decided how to split up the region with the toddler ahead of time.
The Democrats just stood by and watched.
Putin laughed
Hey, American government that isn't the President.
It's me, the average American citizen.
This shitheel is a threat to the world & American way of life.
Remove him from office, you cowards, & put this idiot in prison for the rest of his life.
He is the worst this country has to offer the world.
Only Fives. Me high fiving people.
Hello, Sadly, there is some bad news that you are about to hear. We are ShinyHunters hacking group. We've known each other for a while, at least we know you. A few months ago, we gained access to your devices and started monitoring your online activities. What happened: We got access to the database substack.com where you had an account with and easily accessed your e-mail. You weren't very careful about the links you opened. A week later, we installed an exploit on your devices including your phone, giving us access to your microphone, camera, keyboard, and all your data. We have your photos,browsing history, conversations, and contact list. Besides other things, we discovered that you frequently visit adult websites and watch explicit videos. We managed to record you and created videos of you pleasuring yourself. With a few clicks, we can share these videos with your friends, colleagues, and family or even make them public. Proposal: Send us $2000 in Bitcoin to the following wallet:
Great. Now hackers know I high five myself a lot while watching @mysterywrestling.bsky.social.
It's a marathon. Im on kilometer 3.
I'm taking money out of my own 401K for this.
After more than 15 incredible years of making Gaming Historian, I’m moving on to new creative adventures. Thank you for an unforgettable, life-changing journey. I will cherish it forever!
youtu.be/nV_Aww8_6wQ
We can talk about this..........
on @wrestlebuds.bsky.social....
when we officially launch