I did it!

The whole thing took place in Essos. Whenever the music got too scary, I heard Tyrion shouting "I do not want to meet the Shrouded Lord!". Mirri Maaz Duur was there weaving a tent out of her song. And I traversed the House of the Undying.

Listened to classical music on YouTube music to go to sleep and now I'm getting bombarded with pretty shocking notifications like "New release from JS Bach"

Nicolas Maduro in a New York tower cell, desperately trying to find a way to get a raven to Ser Barristan Selmy

A volunteer for the Night’s Watch, no man is more dangerous. The volunteer knows his life isn't forfeit even if he is taken, so he will not flinch from any crime, no matter how vile or cruel.

You think anyone who plans to join the Night's Watch ever goes on a crime spree right before, knowing that once a man takes the black, his crimes are wiped away?

ADAB — Tyrion Lannister

In a massive parenting L for my brother-in-law, my niece told me that after months of her dad not buying her a toy she wanted, Santa came through for her in the end

In Westeros, the job title of detective was created by Jon Snow, to solve crimes, get criminals sentenced, then offer them a plea deal to take the black.

*Mole's Town boy cuts his finger on a thorn.*

*Jon Snow appears out of nowhere:* "Mole's Town has no naesters. But we have a maester at Castle Black for those who say our words"

Ramzan of the House Kadyrov, Lord Paramount of Chechnya, Warden of the South, is being treated by the Grand Maesters of Muscovy.

Ramzan has been grooming his son Adam for command but, at 18, the boy lord is untested and unloved. If Ramzan cannot hang on, expect the knives to come out soon.

Bye 2025! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Or do, I don't care. I'm savage like that.

Do they have an episode of "Is it cake?" where craftspeople try to fool judges with wooden cakes?

Tapering off cymbalta to prepare for my psychedelic-assisted therapy. Cymbalta dulls the effects of psychedelics. I'm excited for my therapy but man this is tough.

I keep thinking I'll be joining the realm of Patchface before long.

Do Gen Z and Gen Alpha understand the lyrics to REM's seminal hit *69? Or do they think it's a reference to mutual oral?

My daughter can sing "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin by heart but doesn't understand the social message at all.

A picture of Doran Martell peeling an orange with text overlaid: Top: Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings Bottom: Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory?

What is to your shame or glory?

Whoa, Detroit goes hard.

I think my daughter may be Calvin.

As the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season ends, the future of forecasting is AI Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting.

The AI that I think my anti-AI TL can praise.

But it still needs bilingual moans, yeah?

One boy pulling two girls on a sled

Thankful for cousins, from snowy Michigan

Night gathers, and now my watch begins

"you work so hard" joke

Hmmm, I'm looking for a name for a comically rich character. How about... Gold sacks man. No, too obvious. What if I rearrange it? Goldman Sacks? Is that too obvious? Well, it's fiction. It's okay to be obvious.

"I despise porridge" was also great.

Texas 🤠🏈🐂

Curious why the article concludes it's genetic and not environmental.

There will absolutely be hearings eventually. Congress is a bit busy doing nothing right now.

The man was an oathbreaker, a deserter from the Night's Watch. No man is more dangerous. The deserter knows his life is forfeit if he is taken, so he will not flinch from any crime, no matter how vile.

1,919 Eric Adams deadenders lol