I only understand half this tweet but half is enough

YKK deserves it

William might be cooking here

I want the vegan egg replacement hypno

This thread brought to you by the other person in Washington, D.C. who is trying to read Chainsaw Man right now

The contradictory art of being the second person to ever want to read a book in the whole world and the first person finishes reading it before it dissolves into dust

But you also can't check the book out because you are the only person who has ever wanted to read it in the whole world

You can't check the book out because more than one person has ever wanted to read it in the whole world

The dialectics of being able to check a book out from the library

my love

idea i had

🍿 c-sides 🍟
some extra errant tracks from the era!
including one ~never-before-heard song~
bandcamp exclusive forever for the real ones #BandcampFriday
❤️💚

jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/c-sides

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bluenotes.social!

That’s uncertaintyslop. You only like it because you’re epistemically humble

Extremely true

A diagram of ocean spreading. Source: ScienceABC

It's going like this on about half my knuckles

"if you want to get lunch after your transgender clinic appointment the best options are the vegan italian deli or the queer-owned, resist lib themed pizza parlor" is both a true statement about my corner of DC and a preview of what all of america will look like under the auspices of woke 2

more teto #algorave #strudel

Mood
I have started instituting policies of minor secrecy around little baby habits so that I don't eat their seed corn of wanting to look cool by explaining them to people

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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

im da king of da jong baby

a man stares smugly into the camera with a a gaudy ring on his finger, printed with the Java logo. behind him a computer screen shows his image.

I want the Java Ring

Other people probably have smarter thoughts about this than I do, but I think part of the impulse behind prediction markets is just “In a world where everyone is in their own media bubble, crowdsourced betting markets is at least a quantifiable way of measuring conventional wisdom.”

journcy on ListenBrainz User — 53K listens — ListenBrainz

See also listenbrainz.org/user/journcy... for more detailed information with worse(?) graphic design

My Spotify Wrapped 2025. Top artists: Jamie Paige, Aesop Rock, Toby Fox, Watsky, FLAVOR FOLEY. Top songs: Machine Love, ROT FOR CLOUT, Dance Delightful, My Darling, My Companion, Dyad. Top genre: Vocaloid. Minutes listened: 48,405.

Surprising no one