And then gets to gloat over the other one while continuing what they were there to do.
The police arrive to a nearly destroyed bank with a nude hero out front, still twitching pathetically on the ground :3
Remember, you can win by fucking the hero as long as you're the first one to stand up.
Things I would let cow women do to me:
1. Whatever they want
200 likes and ill run around naked in just a scarf
why? because im feeling chaotic and had an art idea
But she's so hot and I like when she looks down at meeee
The woman fucking me just called me a bottom, how do I prove her wrong?
I need to make a man whimper today.
Wait for real?
Well I would've said a d3 but I don't think that's a thing, so I elected to round down
I can let you be a d4 I guesssssssss :T
I can't feel my hand... Or my dick... Or my legs...
A d2~ aka a coin~ a little coin, all dizzy in the air and slammed against my arm to help me make decisions~
Best I can do is eat you out
Like, I made a whole bit out of randomly saying "Big Arch" with my friends a week ago, but even then, I had to be tasteful with the setup and timing
btw i just filed my taxes so like
if anyone wants to support the boy right now while's he reeling from the massive funds hit, you can
ko-fi.com/gr4ndsoulfreak
Don't make me laugh~ you're barely worth being turned into a d4~
Fuck yeah
hothothothothot
And I know I'm overthinking but it honestly feels like it only serves to reinforce the puritanical stance society has on masturbation by the humor coming from the perceived promiscuity. Does that make sense?
Tldr sex jokes should be funny
joke was just "haha I'm jacking off"
There are ways to do tasteful sex jokes but I really don't find it funny when the whole joke is "I'm masturbating"
Like, I'm jacking off too, don't see me laughing about it
I think some people are really weird about sexual humor. Like, I'm not saying you can't make sex jokes, it's just weird to me when the whole joke is "I'm jerking off, isn't that so naughty?" Like, this tangent came to me from a video I saw of someone making a joke about jacking off where the whole
I like bush, and I'm not talking about the presidents
Need to be fucked senseless ngl
Not for any particular reason, just want it
Make an amoeba nut, call that a single celled orgasm
I be profen it so hard rn...
People call me the profen prof
Got a doctorate in profen
The P in PhD actually stands for Profen
A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.
I should let out my monsterfucker side more
(Translation: I want to be railed by a dragon)
No. You can unleash at least four.
In five minutes under my desk
I like this freak, he makes me interested in giant things
I don't have the dedication for it.