Here’s a hint: no! :)

Oh taking a really really deep breath fixed it.. noted. Ok now Can My Brain Shut Down Yet

Yknow, i was actually Really Hoping i could get some sleep tonight! Maybe even just a little! But NOOOO my Stupid Fish Ancestors decided “Glub glulp.” and cast Forever Hiccup Hell upon me. Why

meme asking if a mii that was based on a photo of a guy that was edited to like a humanoid pig, named john pork, in tomodachi life is related to anyone in real life, captioned "I REALLY FUCKING HOPE NOT"

the name is crazy but the nickname will leave you speechless

My current thoughts are:
1. There’s not enough horsecock on my for you

2. Why the fuck do i have the hiccups right now. Literally what did i do I’VE JUST BEEN LAYING IN BED FOR LIKE 4 HOURS 😭

Fuck it. While my sleep schedule is fucked, this is becoming my “3 or 4 am rambles” thread

Nothing quite like cracking your neck and suddenly your headache and neck pains go away in an instant

Stop showing me POLITICS I wanna see KITTY BOYS getting IMPREGNATED if that's too WOKE for you, SHOOT ME

stevie knicks aka knees_calhoun showing mozart died at the mozart death house on twitter saying "this is really helpful thanks" with hunter_hhhh saying: "mozart on december 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS "Mozart Death House"]"

Kinda tired of this now 🫩

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

Love how we had this series of extremely contentious and contemptuous interactions with this website's higher ups where they pretty much told us to our face "Yeah we're using Al to code, you fucking peasant. Deal with it." immediately followed by a good month of very frequent outages on the website.

it's that easy

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

HMMMM

I WONDER WHY BLUESKY IS INCONSISTENT ALL THE SUDDEN

ANYWAYS HERE'S A LOOK AT CLAUDE'S CURRENT DOWN DETECTOR

bsky's dev team got mad that their active userbase is nothing but trans people furries and porn artists and now they're taking crowbars to the server infrastructure to try and get us to leave so more cryptobros join the platform

post from @jay.bsky.team Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code none of the replies are loading

yeah we can tell, jay

fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font

why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

someone offscreen sliding eggs into waylon's shaft. waylon is bound into a lying position, and they are quivering in ecstasy.

happy easter from me and waylon!!

Fact: Wolves lay eggs.
🌈🪺🐺🐰🌈

glorpcore