Where did you get this picture of my dildo collection?

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

the “I assure you we’re open” sign from Clerks. this is such a boomer joke I’m sorry

satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Look....

I'm just here to use the toilet. By the way, you're out of paper in cubicle 3.

What?

You only have two cubicles?

Obligatory photo of Peter Davison's plasma-charged Easter groin

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Happy birthday Stewart Lee

Om Patel y @om_patel5 stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free: below or write up a quick summary. Pepper |13:19:45 I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help? Anonymous User | 13:20:18 Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach. Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev= None current = head while current: next_node = current.next current.next = prev prev = current current = next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time. Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today? Pepper|13:20:19 Order Issues Common Questions Where's my order? Upcoming Promotions Cancel Order

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bad-4 #smbc #comics

If they're highly attuned why is it always the poorest and most vulnerable in society who have to bear the greatest financial penalties? Why are disabled people punished before water polluters and COVID scammers? Why are billionaires allowed to get away with paying minimal tax?

Hey, I wrote a thing about AI in astrophysics
ergosphere.blog/posts/the-ma...

This is so, so well-articulated.

‘Young people want to come together’: experts respond to mass teen meet-ups in Clapham Academics and youth workers say cuts to services and lack of public space help explain recent unrest in south London

"Young people are all on social media and should go out more."

"NO, NOT LIKE THAT?"

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

A picture of Paddington on the red carpet at the BAFTAs 2026. The writing says “Leonardo DiCaprio, Jessie Buckley and Paddington among stars walking BAFTAs red carpet ahead of ceremony.”

He could’ve dressed up the scruffy git.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

A Secure Chat App’s Encryption Is So Bad It Is ‘Meaningless’ TeleGuard is an app downloaded more a million times that markets itself as a secure way to chat. The app uploads users’ private keys to the company’s server, and makes decryption of messages trivial.

This is insane: TeleGuard, a 'secure' chat app downloaded more than a million times, uploads users' private keys, meaning the company can decrypt messages. And anyone can get anyone else's private key by just sending the user ID to the API. Possibly worst ever www.404media.co/a-secure-cha...

#cats

April Fools Day is one of the worst public trends. It's inherently unfunny, and just annoying as piss to deal with online.

It was funny for a few years, but I think it's time we stop absolutely fucking things up and annoying people in the name of comedy, considering it's forced and usually boring.

Everyone Cheering The Social Media Addiction Verdicts Against Meta Should Understand What They’re Actually Cheering For First things first: Meta is a terrible company that has spent years making terrible decisions and being terrible at explaining the challenges of social media trust & safety, all while prioritiz…

You've got to love a bit of nuance.

Great article by @masnick.com

www.techdirt.com/2026/03/26/e...

Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content “In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”

after much deliberation and giving AI the benefit of the doubt, Wikipedia editors have had enough of AI slop. New policy bans LLM generated content, periodt www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

A pink-and-yellow poster, with an image of a smiling woman in a headscarf. Text reads: Yes, We Cant online Zoom event, featuring Abeer Ameer, winner of Forward Prize for best single poem 2025; shortlisted for Wales book of the year 2022. PAYF event. Sunday 5th April, 7.30pm.

Two weeks today, we are delighted to be welcoming Abeer Ameer as our Yes We Cant headliner. Still a couple of open-mic spots left. Drop us a line if you want to join our audience. 😊

Checkov's lamp.

If you see a lamp early in a game pick it up because there will be a dark room before the end.

Night night sweet dreamies

So much of what weighs on us comes from thoughts that don’t deserve our energy.

Remember… not every thought is the truth

Be gentle with your mind, it doesn’t always tell the truth.

The Inner Monologue of Briony Carmichael’s Dildo Now that's a title.

Because... why not...
open.substack.com/pub/davethep...