Newsmax Host: Things "Suck Now" But Just Hold On - Joe.My.God. “Hold on just a little bit longer, folks. It sucks now, but it will get better. And actually, what also gets better about this is Europe. Europe needs energy too, a little bit because they drive Peuge...

Carl Higbie is incredibly, unbelievably stupid www.joemygod.com/2026/04/news...

“He is a believer after all!”

If you understand evangelical cult practices, their willingness to treat him as a “baby Christian” is fucking funny as hell.

Dems Getting Closer And Closer To Taking Senate, Let's Not F*ck It Up! www.wonkette.com/p/dems-getti...

Jesus Trump Deletes Pic Of Himself Healing Sick Because MAGA Is No Fun Anymore Welp. A cross-post from Wonkette!

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Jesus Trump Deletes Pic Of Himself Healing Sick Because MAGA Is Booooooring Welp.

Jesus Trump Deletes Pic Of Himself Healing Sick Because MAGA Is No Fun Anymore www.wonkette.com/p/jesus-trum...

Iran Can’t Blockade Strait Since February If Trump Blockades It First Right Now! Trump blockading thing that's already closed in order to reopen that which was previously open.

Iran Can’t Blockade Strait Since February If Trump Blockades It First Right Now! www.wonkette.com/p/iran-cant-...

Does this include Epstein Files rapists Andy Ogles loves very much?

Sean Feucht @seanfeucht This should be deleted immediately. There’s no context where this is acceptable.

Uh, whoa: *Sean Feucht* — a conservative and controversial Christian activist who has long been a part of the broader MAGA religious coalition and lead worship music at the White House — comes out against the image Trump posted.

This…is rare.

🇻🇦 Pope Leo XIV says he has "no intention to debate" with Donald Trump, after the US president criticized him over his comments on the US-Iran war.

It’s a great moment to remember that in the leadup to this popular uprising, the first major gut-punch was delivered by Budapest Pride. Poetic justice. 🇭🇺🏳️‍🌈

Viktor Orban losing means Trump and GOP will double down on trying to steal the 2026 election. They know a blue tsunami is coming. We must be even more vigilant in protecting the election!

Update: ok ok I’ll go do my laundry. 😃

ROMEO, BAKER M. @BakerMikeRomeo • 2h why would the pope care about your book Rod Dreher @roddreher • 1h Because it was widely denounced by Antonio Spadaro, SJ, and others as "anti-Francis" (which it's not, but that was the line in Civilta Cattolica, which Francis reads and has to approve before publication). And Francis's people called around Italy before my book tour asking... ROMEO, BAKER M. @BakerMikeRomeo Replying to @roddreher ok so here's the thing: he's the pope, right and you're explaining to a cartoon rabbit on the internet why you're important enough that the pope should know who you are

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

We didn't clear house following Reconstruction or following the Civil Rights Movement and we absolutely have to do it next time.

There is now a massive street party with huge crowds dancing in Budapest. Hugs, tears and bottles opening. Orban is gone, Peter Magyar took power

So JD Vance was given two high-profile tasks for the Trump administration -- boost Orban's chances at re-election in Hungary and help strike a settlement in Iran -- and he appears to have failed horribly at both.

I'm sure the NYT will be all over that.

Péter Magyar victory speech:

"We want to make a country where no one is persecuted because they think differently or because someone loves in a different way to others."

He may not have campaigned as a liberal. But this is a huge change of direction and rhetoric from Orbán’s anti-LGBTQ+ crusade.

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Newsmax Guy Gonna Need To See An Alien's Penis For research, obviously.

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Newsmax Guy Gonna Need To See An Alien's Penis For research, obviously.

Newsmax Guy Gonna Need To See An Alien's Penis

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We all remember the “they better not!” declaration that officially won the Civil War. Or maybe it was WWII. I forget.

How Is Trump So Stupid He Believed Bibi's Iran BS? Megyn Kelly Would Like To Know! Come, Megyn Kelly, let us grapple with the hard questions together. Also a bunch more Iran updates for you!

How Is Trump So Stupid He Believed Bibi's Iran BS? Megyn Kelly Would Like To Know!

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And the Sandy Hook families!

Oh well, let them all fight.

Love right in the middle of that where he defended Brigitte Macron lol

Dipsh*t Ed Martin Says DC Bar Can’t Punish Him, Because He Is The President Only exaggerating the TINIEST tiny.

Dipsh*t Ed Martin Says DC Bar Can’t Punish Him, Because He Is The President www.wonkette.com/p/dipsht-ed-...

You guys should I do it

What’s Cooler Than Nihilistic Hot Takes About ‘No Kings’? Just About Anything. A protest isn’t performative if it puts people to work.

What’s Cooler Than Nihilistic Hot Takes About ‘No Kings’? Just About Anything.

A Wonkette guest post by @lizzwinstead.bsky.social!

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Two Weeks Trump Caves On Murdering Entire World. Whew, What A Relief All Over Again! Plop plop. Fizz fizz.

Two Weeks Trump Caves On Murdering Entire World. Whew, What A Relief All Over Again! www.wonkette.com/p/two-weeks-...

IRAN STATE TV: CALLS TRUMP'S CEASEFIRE A "HUMILIATING RETREAT"; CLAIMS TRUMP ACCEPTED IRAN'S TERMS TO END WAR

Yes but it’s basically a humiliation (given the choice of humiliation or escalation), since Iran won’t reopen the strait.

In 2 weeks will be right back here?