if they want you to order drinks first why do they put them at the back

If you tell someone you’re sensitive to spoilers and the next words out of their mouth are “All I’ll tell you…”, fucking run.

the fact that Acrobat Reader is still a product is astonishing.

tony stark is a descendant of ned stark and that’s why they have the same last name. thank you i won’t be taking questions

A promotional image for a shipping company that says “365-day delivery in the USA!”

You thought 2-day shipping was fast? Wait until you see

The KFC logo, which you can now see has a component that is supposed to be Colonel Sanders’s bow tie but could instead be interpreted as a stick figure body for his giant head.

Starting now, you will see Colonel Sanders’s bow tie as a stick figure body for his giant head.

No mobile device will ever have as good a hardware experience, relative to the time in which it was released, as the Nintendo DS Lite.

I’d love something in my existing eyeline like a background, rather than something I have to remember to check. Like Signal chat backgrounds, but autogenerated and pretty and for text messages.

I can’t be the only one having mini heart attacks every time I press Send on a text and then immediately realize I forgot to check that I was texting the right person (I was)

A screenshot of the “Game Mode On” toast notification on iOS that pops up whenever you launch a game.

This toast notification is super out of character for Apple. Surfacing internal OS optimizations to the user for… reasons?

I want a way to type git pull && git checkout -b mybranch except the pull starts while I’m still typing the checkout command.

bluesky request.

do not follow or reward quote-doomers. people who quote an article and only add something like "you have no idea how bad this is" or "it's over" or "say goodbye to everything you love".

they succeed from your stress. they're bringing you down with them. stay awake; not like this.

Surreal seeing friends pop up here after my years on mastypon with single-digit birdsite expat mutuals. I’m just happy a platform pulled through ❤️‍🩹

A screenshot of Brown Note showing that, according to my logging, bubble tea could be causing me stomach issues; 79% of correlated poops are logged as bad quality.

It’s a blessing and a curse to have this information.

Standard has changed!

+ Magic: The Gathering Foundations was added