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Posts by Terrex

I should play Snatcher. Specifically because by watching the X-Files I know what a Widow's Peak is and I am PREPARED for what that game throws.

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Mega Man X6 was a lot of fun lol, glad I played it. Definitely has flaws but I thought it was a good game. Will probably revisit it sometime in the future.

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Mega Man X6 continued soon twitch.tv/darkterrex

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I'm the same. Going to make sure they tire of it as much as I can. But also that's when I start running Haze on something to mitigate it some.

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Tank tops you say ๐Ÿ‘€

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Mega Man X6 day 2 twitch.tv/darkterrex

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hell yeah Dhelmise

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Mega Man X6 firstplay twitch.tv/darkterrex

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30ish mins

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Sure it can be comfy, doesn't mean it can't be funny to think about. Remembering every relic you have and how they interact together is quite the complex thing to do and it changes every run. Every decision matters. I'm just saying on the surface it's a little humorous.

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There's something very funny with "turn my brain off" being Slay the Spire

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I'm thinking I'm going to do my first Mega Man X6 playthrough tonight.

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apparently Destiny Bond doesn't force a draw. That's really weird.

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Pokemon Champions runs perfectly fine and so far functions as expected. Genuinely don't know what people are complaining about. I'm playing on Switch 1 btw, it runs perfectly fine.

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Same people mad at Flamigo for being "just a flamingo" lmao.

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My first bill of $76 is due tomorrow. Already spoke with Spectrum and they do not want to lower it cause it's already a discount (Originally $110) and was told I cannot negotiate until July.

If anyone can help donate please do so either on GFM or you can even PayPal me. Email for it is on profile.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to โ€ฆ

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to โ€ฆ

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Metroid Prime Hunters for the Nintendo DS is my favorite game for the Nintendo DS. I logged countless hours into this growing up and wanted to learn the run badly. However I stopped short of it pretty quickly because DS capture is expensiiiiiiiive.

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as a human and was encouraged. I ran into severe walls much later in the run however. The glitches are to be pushed out of bounds and screen transition to skip rooms and the later ones I could not get to work for the life of me. I still want to learn this and others routed it RTA by now.

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Mole Mania was my first 12 Hour Challenge attempt. Human RTA had only previously done Any%, which is an 11 minute run where you skip the game and do a boss rush into final boss. I wanted to learn All Levels instead, only TAS at the time and heavily glitched. I produced the first copied glitch ---

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Back to stealing trends

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If I do a regular RPG run it'll be Golden Sun. Might be the longest game I run if I do. A lot to learn for it for things to react to but I really love this game.

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The big one. OoT I wanted to learn for a very long time, I got a J cart of it and learned a few tricks to participate in a rookie bingo tournament. I never did more than that and randomizer gives me the the fix of wanting to play the game so idk if I'll ever learn the run given the work involved

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Metroid Prime I still would like to learn tricks in at the very least to do randomizers with more open logic. I might learn the run still at that point, not sure, but it was on the list at one point.

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Castlevania 3 I wanted to run the Sypha route for a long time, even before I had played the game. Still would like to eventually (I have played it since).

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Bomberman 64 is the only Bomberman I really know. This game might be my favorite cozy speedrun watch and I've wanted to try it for a long time. I don't think DOING the run will be cozy but it is from a viewing perspective.

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