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A man just rated Board & Dice's Tiletum 1/10 on BGG over a quarter-inch box dent. The review dedicates 1,200 words to the dent and zero to gameplay. #boardgames

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TAX DAY๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ: "You cannot donate the game to yourself, Gavin. The shelf is also not a nonprofit, Gavin."
#TaxDay2026 #boardgames

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BREAKING: Canada's new hate speech bill makes it illegal to quote the rulebook during a rules dispute. thecardboardbluff.com/articles/can... #boardgames #tabletop #boardgaming #satire #canada

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Girlfriend Reorganizes Boyfriend's Kallax While He's Away For The Weekend, Couple's Therapist Says Prognosis Is 'Grim At Best' She thought she was helping. He has not spoken in four hours.

BREAKING: Woman reorganizes boyfriend's Kallax by color while he's away for the weekend. She put Gloomhaven next to Exploding Kittens. Couple's therapist says prognosis is "grim at best."

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Idaho Man Reorganizes Entire Board Game Collection, Discovers Single Mysterious Token That Could Belong To Any Of 47 Games - Or None Of Them A single unidentified wooden disc has thrown one man's entire collection into existential crisis.

An Idaho man found a mysterious wooden token that could belong to any of 47 games. A BGG thread about it already has 214 replies, three moderator warnings, and zero answers. Rahdo made a 14-minute video. It resolved nothing.

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BoardGameGeek Announces Complete Site Redesign, Community Immediately Threatens To Leave The Hotness will reportedly no longer occupy half of every page. Users are not taking it well.

BREAKING: BoardGameGeek announces complete site redesign. "Keep BGG The Way It Is" petition hits 11,000 signatures before lunch. A browser extension to restore the old layout already has 800 GitHub stars. #boardgames

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The Cardboard Bluff Board Game Satire โ€” Totally Real News

Content Creator Discovers Board Game Publishers Are Running A Business, Demands They Stop

Trees are free. Cardboard comes from trees. So who's keeping the difference?"

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#boardgames #tabletopgames

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
The Cardboard Bluff Board Game Satire โ€” Totally Real News

"I support my local store," he said, having spent $30 on sleeves this year and $400 on Miniature Market.
#boardgames

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3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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BREAKING: Solo gamer insists he has "plenty of friends," points to stack of Automa rules as evidence.

His mom already set an extra place at Thanksgiving for someone named Rosa. "She sounds lovely."

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#boardgames #satire

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BREAKING: Man who said "just explain it, I'll pick it up as we go" has now asked what his options are for the 12th time during a game of Terraforming Mars. #boardgames #satire thecardboardbluff.com/article/man-who-said-just-explain-it

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