toasted

we went in 23! incredibly beautiful

bryan washington

eugene levy and john candy in armed and dangerous. levy is pointing a gun and wearing ear protectors while candy watches

we came pretty close tbh

absolutely would watch the hell out of this

wth? I would prefer not to

like the classic onion article: why do all these [ai products] keep [making shit up]?

whoa what

one-third of the #astros line up (yainer, brice, and harris) is batting beneath the mendoza line

leo pointing meme

pope leo watching the game:

I just absolutely cannot bring myself to do it unless it’s like one hour before leaving the, at the earliest.

what is this? russian muppets?

a close up of two people with the words let the bodies hit the floor ALT: a close up of two people with the words let the bodies hit the floor

loose bodies in elbow

re: airport discourse: my spouse and I are fortunately pretty much on the same page about that

where we part ways is when we should pack. she prefers at least one day ahead of travel time whereas I prefer to grab my toothbrush and phone charger on the way out the door

they’re definitely in the brotherhood of padres pitchers

I did it for the clicks, your honor

PLANET MONEY A Guide to the Economic Forces That Shape Your Life ALEX MAYYAS! AND THE HOSTS OF NPR'S PLANET MONEY

today I finished planet money’s new book. I’ve been a 🌎💰 fanboy for years now so when they announced their first book, I immediately preordered it and let it jump the line in my TBR pile. incorporating fascinating stories that tell the tale of economics, it’s the show in paper form!
#2026books

actual paper newspapers are great. I miss getting it every day.

and paper magazines that came in the mail!

my kingdom for healthy pitchers!

dear jesus I’ve seen what you’ve done for other teams and I want that for the #astros

hell yeah boss

me: look this guy has a ted cruz bumper sticker

spouse: wow what a fucking tool

truth

plus boyle!

ooh nice! how long did you smoke them?

pirate jack sbarro

surprisingly scientists predict we have not yet reached max max muncy

he looks like the brontosaurus