reading the ancient scrolls

No Water
Wasp

"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--"

"WASP CUP"

by that i mean hiding in a cave and talking to no one. this is not a cry for help i just like solitude a lot

thinkin about disappearing off the face of the planet but like in a good and transcendent way

long eat plate

merely a jest

i'd love to be under 5 feet. maybe a few more feet, even

Can I charge my phone with it

that was a good one

i get blocked for two months and you grew three extra heads

sup

that
is something

god i wish that was me

oh yeah bluesky is a thing hi bluebies

this late of a reply is so on brand

🙏🙏🙏

feeding my Eevee $22 a month so she evolves into a Patreon

Can I listen to Linkin Park and cry a lot?

ye... Burnout 2? omw

Done

Girl sleep

that's too silly i can't

I'm here for you but also kitchencel posts are lit

Maybe I'll never be good enough for anyone else. Maybe it's just my lot in life to make others suffer because I want to be happy. Everything I do makes others suffer and none of them will admit it to me. My true nature is a self destructive addict. Cold brew and a farmers wrap from Tim Hortons.

who up ceanking their penis

Nah I like you and I wanna heckle you