OMG
I not only believe this, I now demand a 4-part limited series podcast about it hosted by Max Casella

This Rustic Ferry Is Getting Dismantled in Queens to Become an Artificial Reef The Prudence Ferry has been abandoned for years, but will get a second life in the waters off Fire Island this summer.

Hey, want to hear an incredibly wholesome story from @thecity.nyc ?

8 children killed in mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, police say Eight children and teens were killed early Sunday in a mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana. The suspected shooter is also dead.

BREAKING: Eight children, ranging in age from 1 to 14 years old, were killed in a Louisiana shooting, police say.

This is the only kind of content I am here for today

they fucking Legolas and gimli'ed the Anglican church?????

this is exceptional

John Kerry ordered a $4 Yuengling instead of a $3 Coors Light & our political media spent months tarring him as an out of touch elitist

oh I am writing you immediately

look I know this doesn't materially fix everything or even most things, but the way JD has been eating shit on an international stage has added a year to my life

Judging by the date I'm gonna say it was about supporting Biden in 2024 (...?)
"Jon Stewart face" though 💀

peter dinklage in In Bruges

I hope I'm not too late!

Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement for a $6 billion data center.

Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection

"Oddly"
Yeah man that's a super odd thing to say

Obrán concedes! Fascists everywhere fuck off into the sun.

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

I do not speak court well so I 100% did not understand all the context around this case until your explanation. Thank you!

There are much bigger problems w
than what I'm about to say - like substance, timing, voice, priorities, all of it - but my ongoing despair is that every 1 of her posts is exactly one complete sentence too long. Go back & read literally any post, the last sentence never needs to be there.

Thank you!!!

A mashup pic: at left, tile art for the Scamfluencers podcast, which is a collage of a bunch of pretty ladies' faces to comprise one unsettling one. At right top, a pic of the money manager Dana Giacchetto - blond floppy hair and glasses, 30s - sitting at a dinner next to a young Leo DiCaprio. At left bottom, young Leo with a goddamn cocaktoo

I have a new gig I can finally post about! I wrote this ep of SCAMFLUENCERS about the most Gen X story you will see today, about the shady money manager who used to own twin cockatoos with Leonardo DiCaprio:

Dana Giacchetto - Swindler to the Stars share.google/hNpBrBLWauI0...

HAPPENING NOW: Ongoing status hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's civil case.

The government is seeking to deport him to Liberia.

Abrego has said he would be willing to go to Costa Rica (which previously agreed to accept him).

Microsoft, to its billions of customers:

You must use this product to be hired or promoted.

It is the future. We are spending billions per day, choking the rest of the economy.

You cannot avoid it. You cannot uninstall it.

It is risky. Do not rely on it for anything important. It is a toy.

This ALWAYS hit

This is so real

A lot of you have not been to Rochester and it shows

I keep going back to the number of folks that Googled "Is Joe Biden Still Running for President" the day after the 2024 election. It was... a lot.

US to rewrite its past national climate reports US President Donald Trump's administration is revising past editions of the nation's premier climate report -- its latest move to undermine the scientific consensus on human-caused global warming.

The Trump administration has announced that the US will rewrite past climate reports, in a clear attempt to erase scientific history and undermine the consensus on human-caused climate change.

The iconic "They're good dogs Brent" exchange from WeRateDogs

My choice is very mainstream, like saying your favorite album is Nevermind, nevertheless

I have so much love for this one

It’s arguably less a war than it is just a string of war crimes