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Another classic for National Poetry Month

That's one of the nicest things you could say to me, John. Thank you!

Yes, but I haven't watched it yet. I loved the book!

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In honor of National Poetry Month

Anyone else having trouble getting Bluesky to load on desktop? No prob on my mobile app.

Today's quote.

Not the Onion.

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A perfect Mae West quote for Dorothy Parker fans

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Often misattributed to Parker, always delicious.

Long Island friends, can you join me this Sunday?

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As a Long Islander, I can say with authority that Lee Zeldin would fit right in with Dementia Don and the Florsheim Flunkies.

Today's quote

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"To what purpose, April, do you return again?"

You mean Utz? (I'm not concerned about spoilers since it was yesterday's.) I think it's a regional brand. We have it here in New York. Today's was absolutely shameful. I wound up getting it, but that yellow category didn't make sense.

Are you referring to today's or yesterday's?

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Tell Congress: Stop Trump's War with Iran Trump's unauthorized war in Iran has already taken the lives of US servicemembers and at least 1,000 Iranian civilians. It has devolved into a larger regional conflict, with missile and drone strikes,...

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I don't know if I'm proud or ashamed that I figured out the purple category in #Connections today, because it was just fucking ridiculous.

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