Trump revisited a NY bar after his death. The bar tender: Wow, thanks to your presidency, we’ve got Greenland, Panama and Canada. Trump asked: How about Europe? Bar tender: we got it, too. Trump smiled: OK, my bill, please. The bar tender: 100 rubles.
His ability to lie is something that he learned from an early age. He never taught that there would be consequences for his actions so he learned that he could lie his way out of any situation. It has is progressed over the decades in addition to his ability to make up stories out of whole cloth.
Truth has no difficulty in finding its speakers, but it may have difficulty in finding its listeners.
Power is the language of the powerful.
Language is the power of the powerless.
How can you lie as naturally and effortlessly as breathing? Just learn the way Trump talks and you will become a mastro liar in no time.
I bought an expensive high resolution TV. It did not look any better than my old TV. After my trials, I solved the problem by buying a pair of new eye glasses.
I admire my girl friend so much, for her boy friend is better looking than my girl friend.
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记者：川普，你和你的团队都是傻瓜，一个比一个蠢！
川普：唉，没办法。你从我们最蠢的那个开始数，这样我们就一个比一个聪明了。
Reporter: Trump，you and your team are all stupid, with each one more stupid than the other!
Trump: You may start head-counting from the most stupid, and this way, each one of us will appear smarter than the other.
Don’t have too much faith in science. It is only a few hundred years of its history and it is yet to be able to answer many questions, such as: why am I so poor?
The wife declared: to be slim, I will only eat one piece of bread a day! The hubby smiled: oh, yeah? Before meal or after meal?
The weather is a little embarrassing today——if I don’t turn on the air conditioner, it is too hot, and if I turn it on, I need to buy one, for I don’t have any.
我忘了让Artemis 二号在月亮上扔个手榴弹，然后再返回地球。那样我就可以说我又停止了一场战争，而且是星球大战！
Trump: I forgot to let Artemis II drop a hand grenade to the moon before it went back to earth. Otherwise I would have had the credit of stopping one more war, and a star war, too.
There are so many idiots among MAGAs that there seems to be a shortage of crooks to cheat them.
Trump is bragging about the ceasefire. If he did not start the fire, however, there would have been no need for the ceasefire!
If you expound rules for you to follow yourself, that may be a religion.
If you expound rules only for other people to follow, it must be a cult.
What? You don’t like me?! That is a disease and it must be treated immediately!
A little knowledge is dangerous. I feel dazy everyday since I learned that the earth is rotating.
God is fair. He gives Trump an ugly appearance, he also gives Trump a low IQ, just to keep them in balance.
If you are out of money, don’t hesitate to let me know. I will tell you how to live on no money from my personal experience.
