我忘了让Artemis 二号在月亮上扔个手榴弹，然后再返回地球。那样我就可以说我又停止了一场战争，而且是星球大战！

Trump: I forgot to let Artemis II drop a hand grenade to the moon before it went back to earth. Otherwise I would have had the credit of stopping one more war, and a star war, too.

There are so many idiots among MAGAs that there seems to be a shortage of crooks to cheat them.

Trump is bragging about the ceasefire. If he did not start the fire, however, there would have been no need for the ceasefire!

If you expound rules for you to follow yourself, that may be a religion.
If you expound rules only for other people to follow, it must be a cult.

What? You don’t like me?! That is a disease and it must be treated immediately!

A little knowledge is dangerous. I feel dazy everyday since I learned that the earth is rotating.

God is fair. He gives Trump an ugly appearance, he also gives Trump a low IQ, just to keep them in balance.

If you are out of money, don’t hesitate to let me know. I will tell you how to live on no money from my personal experience.

Breaking News....

It is perfectly understandable for rats to support rats, but it is incomprehensible for rats to support cats. That is why I doubt that MAGAs are human.

Trump condemns all media organizations as the enemies of the people, except Fox News. Why? Fox News does not qualify as an enemy of the people—it is an animal of the people, at most.

WOTUS get own AmEx

Trump says that he will blockade the strait. WTF is that? The strait is blocked and Iran refuses to lift the blockade. Is Trump providing a free service to Iran so that the blockade is enhanced?

Finally Melania uses her God given skills to help America

Someone nominated Trump as a Nobel candidate. The Nobel committee is happy, believing that Trump candidacy will make the Nobel prizes more entertaining. The circus industry is unhappy, believing that the Nobel committee engages in unfair competition to win audience away from circus performances.

God, I pray to you that, if you cannot make me slimmer, please make the other people fatter.

Striking similarity to online MAGAt incels living in their mums spare room in the basement

The fake news say that I shit my pants in Iran. That is not true. The truth is: With Iran in control of Hormuz, I have successfully cured my constipation.
Well, I am going to wash my ass.

The world falls into great grief when this thing is found to be still alive.

I have ordered the military to guard against the Martians, and never let them kidnap me again. They believe that I am delusional. How? My asshole is painful even up to now.