Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

It's not a comedian's job to be a role model. Additionally it is not a comedian's job to tell funny jokes. The biggest part of a comedian's job, and certainly the most important, is to get mad that "they" didn't let Kevin Hart host the Oscars. Just get up there and talk about that for a while.

zapping my political opponent with a painful shriveling ray so I can hit em in the debate with a "How can we trust anything my opponent says when his once youthful face is now withered so?"

Gom jabbar unboxing and reaction video

Proud Timelapse Sicko. No idea how you’re doing any of this but it’s damn cool

speedball for people who are too anxious to just call up the dope man

whale head. raccoon penis. it's glaringly obvious that rfk jr is assembling some sort of Super Animal... and i fear he may soon acquire flamingo legs

fbi recovers over 5,000 stolen glances in massive idiom-busting operation

it's Mavis Beakman's World, we're just typing in it

There’s a Chex Quest project I was looking to try (Chex Quest 3 2.0), but had to stop after a level. Chex Quest was the first time my brother and I bonded over a game. We were GLUED to our seats, we were OBSESSED. It’s harder to play with him gone.

Article from The Wrap. Headline that reads: Inside Doug Liman's $70 Million Al-Made Movie Starring Casey Affleck and Gal Gadot "Bitcoin: Killing Satoshi" will be looking for buyers at Cannes and is billed as the first fully-generated, studio-quality Al feature film Emily Zemler April 15, 2026 @ 6:00 AM

One of those headlines that just gets hilariously worse as you read it

he should get mad at the dalai lama next

Typical. “Leftists” say they want more rail infrastructure in America, and then when some appears, guess who’s against it 🙄

i hate this emoji £ what even is this

gas station attendant: it's a air fryer. it fries the air.

anton chigurh: you don't know what you're talking about, do you?

I am, my lord, as well chopped as he,
As well unc'd

I have yet to hear a non-racist reason anyone should care about "declining birth rates"

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill

Realized I hadn't shared anything of my BTSX map here before, but it's a thing I'm working on

I swear kooky homey products that say "live laugh love" style stuff start having messages that sound more desperate. More about barely hanging on and drinking a ton of wine.

This poster is designed so that, viewing it clockwise from top left, every single thing you look at is funnier than the last.

we'd be better off culturally if the media treated comedians as clowns -- which is to actually appreciate the craft they are trying to hone -- rather than intellectual luminaries with profound insight into subjects that, in reality, they could not land an entry-level job covering.

Jiub in glass pauldrons and the cuirass of the savior's hide. Dialogue box says "speak up against genocide now. A day will come when you won't be able to say you didn't know, only that you didn't care".

reminder

Please take my one trillion dollars

Pleased to announce my pivot to AI compute infrastructure with a long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and AI-native cloud solutions provider.

Look, you are allowed to be a Catholic and say the pope got something wrong. But if you make a public statement like "Looks like the pope forgot a little thing called 'Just War Tradition' that says sometimes God *loves* war," then you are plainly too stupid to be in charge of wars, or anything else.