Habs showed a ton of character tonight. Tight, fierce series.

Oh, and Gally replacing Dach on Friday night will make Centre Bell pop.

Everyone around the world who died from a plague.

Oh man, thanks for that!

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. You laugh, you groove, you gasp, you cry, you cheer, everyone LOOKS AMAZING, the soundtrack rips, the photography is stunning, and every single line of dialogue is quotable.

ERE THIS NIGHT DOES WANE, YOU WILL DRINK THE BLACK SPERM OF MY VENGEANCE

If Shorsey has taught me anything, it’s that this exchange was entirely on purpose.

cc @edsbs.bsky.social

Habs getting the full princess treatment from Sportsnet, which is extremely rare. We get the top-tier commentators, but after covering the Leafs all season, do they even know a thing about the Canadiens?

if you’ve never heard of a popular band, France makes a statue out of bronze and gives it to you as a gift

Chris Pronger’s great mistake: Negotiating under the influence, signing long-term in Edmonton Pronger tells the full story behind his trade to the Oilers and extension: "Not exactly the story they put on hockey cards."

I feel dumber for reading this.

Fascinating and depressing.

Up the Irons

OH HELL YES

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

The Saputo guy is clearly more interested in his team in Baloney.

For such a wildly, vibrantly multicultural city, it's dumbfounding how the Clubfoots can't be bothered to connect with regular citizens. They just jack up prices for Miami games.

Something by Lush? 🤔

He'd be a perfect black ace this year. Get healthy, practice, take it all in.

Baby, wake up, new Iran Lego AI video just dropped

I placed heavily autistic. 😅

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Pretty the only usa journalist I trust right now is Aaron Parnas.

Forcing Pierre Poilievre out of politics and making life hell for Danielle Smith is the most important political issue for Canadians in 2026.

Oh this is one I'll have fun with. 🤔

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

Not only am I working on Good Friday, but I'm doing so nine hours after Lady Gaga melted my face. 😴

I laughed so much, just perfect. 😅

It's true.

Broken clock being correct twice a day, etc.

In my research to defend "2112" in the book, I was struck by how gracefully the band walked back the Ayn Rand thing over the decades. For a band that was on the brink (Lerxst was making mental plans to be a plumber with his dad) Rand's otherwise deeply flawed individualism saved their career in '76.

Its mystique makes up for the slightly wobbly side two. And c'mon, it was 1976, no need to apologize for its rockist tendencies. 😋